cancer express

The act of chewing tobacco while smoking a cigarette, often continuously.

Ex:) Jim: damn, since Larry found out his girlfriend was his cousin, he's gone through two cans of Copenhagen and a pack of Marlboros. He's riding the cancer express.

by Literally_Satan July 10, 2014

Bipolar Express

The depressing version of the Polar Express

Guy 1: "Man, life's so depressing right now."
Guy 2: "Dude, just take a ride on the Bipolar Express, it'll fix you up"

by "KidFriendly-Yeet" January 17, 2019

pand express

the place where you get some orange chicken and chow mein. Ironically, the seemingly Chinese restaurant is rarely run by actual Asian people.

American: "alright lets go to pand express"
Chinese: "That place offends my culture"

by dontdodrugsjustlickthings June 7, 2018

Poontangler express

A vehicle that is typically driven by a man who gets a lot of pussy

Dylan - Did you see Mitch in his poontangler express

Ryan - yeah he's gunna Ashley later ... a lot

by Poontanglerexpress78 July 2, 2016

Welfare Express

The trucking company known as "Western Express" that mostly hires people straight outta prison. Their drivers are just as terrible as SWIFT drivers, and are known to drop trailers at random, crash into things, and not swing wide enough.

The Welfare Express driver dropped his trailer in the middle of the highway because he didn't do a pre-trip inspection.

by bush did 911 February 12, 2023

tuberculosis express

A plane ride where the other passengers are hacking their brains out

I couldn't wait to get off the tuberculosis express, fucking disgusting ass coughers

by Boozyman September 9, 2018

hell express

A fast track to hell!a one way ticket to hell! Taking the express train to hell! Going to hell at an accelerated rate!

Bad people who don’t ask gods forgiveness might as well be on hell express!

by Princesslouise December 31, 2017