a guy who gets absolutely no fucking bitches, but assumes everyone wants a piece of him. he has no game, literally cannot pull any man, woman, or other non gender conforming person in the entire world.
by guy#3 October 31, 2023
Get the an evanmug. A very smart and beautiful haired man. He will treat any girl like a goddess if he believes she deserves it. He is the most loyal and caring guy you'll ever meet. Evan also has a great sense of humor and taste in anything from movies and music to food and books. Evan is honest when he needs and wants to be. He can be a little bit self centered but is usually pretty modest. Evan also has an obsession with Legos and Star Wars. Overall, Evan is a completely wonderful guy that 85% of girls want to hold and 25% of guys are a small bit jealous of.
by EvAlWy April 23, 2018
Get the Evanmug. A boy who is smart and blond. He is good with school and family. He is the best person to be friends with. He is always there to comfort and help. He though can have an ego and be a little to gory. He most likely loves to write and be in a stage crew for fairytales.
by ConfuciousColumbusSocrates November 27, 2018
Get the Evanmug. 
(noun.) A person who plays clash of clans and is the gayest kid on Earth because he is rushed as hell.
by wetrice December 31, 2019
Get the Evanmug. by EASHGANNG May 28, 2019
Get the Evanmug.