stuck elevator repair

When a man is fucking a girl but his dick is too big, resulting in his penis getting stuck inside a girls vagina. they must then walk awkwardly to the garage, take out a chainsaw and saw his penis off at the point it enters the vagina.

Friend 1: hey where were you the past week at work? Boss is mad.
Friend 2: sorry i had to make a stuck elevator repair and ended up in the emergency room. i went from a jake to a 2 inch dick.

by cougar744316 May 24, 2011

Elevated

to be high on speed; the state of a clear head given to you by the intake of speed (Amphetamine Salts, etc)

1: "Dude, I'm so elevated?"
2: "How much adderall did you take?"
3: "like 60mg"

by CoolStryBro January 5, 2012

elevator operator

racial term for black people

"hey kurt, i almost got in a fight today..."
'oh yea? was it with one of them elevator operators?'
"yeeeeeeaa"

by Ryan WWWW July 7, 2006

elevator

What you need to get from the bottom of my dick all the way to the top.

Don't worry, there's a fence around the viewing platform on the top floor to keep anyone from falling to their death.

by PeeBee February 17, 2004

Elevation

An alternative slang word for marijuana.

"I've got an ounce of elevation"

by DuckKingPrince October 9, 2016

elevatino

A latino that has been elevated to a powerful job/positon

Did you see how he changed from a spic to an elevatino?

by danzizherez March 21, 2009

Elevator selfie

When a selfie is taken of a group of friends or colleagues on a crowded elevator.

Jenny: there are so many people in this elevator
Jim: I know. What a perfect opportunity to take an elevator selfie! Smile.
Jennifer: My Insta followers need to see this elevator selfie. Snd it to me

by LukeHPC July 16, 2015