ELVIS

ELVIS IS THE MOST AMAZING DOG YOU CAN EVER HAVE HE IS THOUGHTFUL AND AND LIKES TO PLAY WITH YOU

I LOVE ELVIS SO MUCH HE IS THE MOST AMAZING DOG IN THE WORLD

by ELVIS IS AWESOME March 24, 2020

Elvis' guitar

And they will also buy fucking bathwater from a fucking YouTuber. Literal fucking bath water. And then drink it, get sick, and go to the hospital.

Hym "So is Elvis' guitar more real to you than other guitars? I bought an Ibanez Iceman because it's the same model as the one Darren Malacian uses in Toxicity. That has no relationship to the concept of 'real.' The creator of the universe either spoke directly to a guy or it didn't. It isn't a fucking nebulous thing. I don't care if you devoted your life to it. I don't have to do your fucking sex cult and no there isn't a thing you don't have to do in response to that you fucking prick."

by Hym Iam June 14, 2024

Elvis Didn't Die

An umbrella term for conspiracy theories stating that a person who is very much deceased is still alive. They are very easily debunked for obvious reasons and mainly used for humorous purposes.
It is named for the legendary singer Elvis Presley, who died in August 1977 after a prolonged period of declining health caused by substance abuse. Yet there are some people who insist that he's alive as a joke. (The most popular one being, "He was abducted by aliens.")

Elvis didn't die.

Someone stepped on his blue suede shoes.

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 31, 2022

elvis

Verb: To destroy a device out of anger, usually with a firearm.

Elvis Presley was known to shoot his TV when he saw something horrendous.

"I was watching the news the other day; I nearly Elvised my TV!"

by dhpbear August 11, 2017

elvis the pelvis

Preferably used by medical professionals, spending time together, drinking coffee and describing a ruptured pilonidal sinus that requires immediate medical attention, but the patient brushes it off and leaves, thus swinging his hips like Elvis.

"Oh - have you seen Mr. X? He's doing an elvis the pelvis again."

by loopy mcpoopy on fire!!1!1! February 18, 2022

elvis Chavez

Elvis Chavez is one of the smartest and coolest person you ever meet in your lifetime. He can talk to you if you have problems, share a laugh or too, but when it comes to sports he can change the whole perspective of the game. Overall he is a one in a kind that you only seen once in your lifetime, but good luck trying to get with him.

Her: does Elvis Chavez still talk to you ?
Me: nope! He is perfect I can’t win him

by LeBron James jr18471 March 18, 2025

Okay Elvis

A sarcastic way to say okay, call out à cap, another way to say whatever, say less, keep the same energy, you do you or it’s lit.

Her: You know we fighting when I see you right?
Him: Haha, okay Elvis!

Chris: Bro, last night I banged a baddie from the club
Tyler: Shiiish, okay Elvis! That’s what I’m talking about !

by ohkuuurrr May 8, 2022