A low-life swinousarous scumshit who dramaticates the very essence of his own rundown life with over exaggeration and incompetence. This fragile scrudgeberry shaft licker has a "hard time", when it comes to man hood, there for Dillon Vega must must remember mommy is always there to help when her bubblyboo is to busy unracionalizing basic properties of salvation. In other words Dillion Vega isn't a vagina, but if Jennifer Whatson and Simon Esner were in a room, she would be the guy doing you know what to you know who. The Asiayranian ecbleashin telemarketor in the closet watching your children dance to Little Einstiens like a beach marathan and the ice cream truck man had festilation ganausurations.
Billy~ Hey it's Dillion Vega over there !
Billy's Drunk friend~ I had a baby sloth who could fall over better than him.
Dillon Vega~ I haven't showered in months.
Billy's Drunk friend~ I had a baby sloth who could fall over better than him.
Dillon Vega~ I haven't showered in months.
by Sloauch. May 14, 2018
Get the dillon vegamug. The hottest boy in Cape Henry Collegiate. He as the nicest eyes and is the hottest person you will ever meet. If you come across a Dillon even if he likes Camdyn try to get him to like you because he is someone you should never let go of.
by UwU2408 October 30, 2019
Get the Dillonmug. by newwordfanaticOMG May 4, 2025
Get the Rape Dillon Brooksmug. an absolute bastard who steals peoples girlfriends and is a jerk and is overly jealous and treats his girlfriends like property. he won't let his girlfriend speak to any guy but him and messes up her mind so she thinks she's required to be with him.
by me... that's it January 13, 2020
Get the Dillonmug. by Pighairlol December 1, 2018
Get the Dillonmug. 
“Big dick Dillon” a man with a huge penis.
Gets laid everyday. Good friend. Dillon loves women no men.
Gets laid everyday. Good friend. Dillon loves women no men.
by I’m a pleb June 1, 2020
Get the Dillonmug.