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DJ Diet

The DJ Diet, as it's commonly referred to among members of the EDM scene, consists of long periods of time without sleep, drugs as sustenance, and (usually extremely unhealthy) food whenever you're finally hungry, if it's around at all.

Obviously this is a very unhealthy way to live, but when one speaks of the DJ Diet, they do so with an ironic and undeserved sense of accomplishment and self-worth.
"Man, you look tired."

"Yea dude, been on the DJ Diet for like a week. Time for a cheeseburger and a nap, then it's back to work."
by Pothedd February 17, 2012
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Diet fart

An expolsion of gas from the bowels with plenty of sound but absolutely no smell
I was in a lift yesterday and farted but I was gutted it was a diet fart so even tho i left it in the lift there was no reaction
by GGTBod August 12, 2011
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The Brummer Diet

Starvation due to the recent placement of braces on one’s teeth, often leading to death.
Victim: “I just got my braces today, it hurts like a butt cheek on a stick to eat anything!”
Bystander who doesn’t give a shit: “Sounds like you need to go on The Brummer Diet!”
by Pepsi_Patriarchy February 19, 2019
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Celebrity Diet

Crystal meth. ... But also any heavy drug or alcohol consumption infused with Pop culture and/or streetlife 24/7. Basically, it is a lifestyle.

Also; Sometimes referred to as "Jillian Michaels", used to describe "closet" addicts and so-called "functional smokers" whom balance a seemingly successful career or law abiding outward appearance, all the while secretly being dope feins.

The term originated in Burbank, Ca. by local youth in the city's hillside area who "served".
"pull out the pookie and a camera, lets celebrity diet!"
"t.m.f.u.! Rip Roek & Buda"
by Clara Blanqy December 19, 2018
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trump diet

Eating Micky D's and KFC while watching Fox News.
What's with all the fast food and Fox News on the TV?

I'm on the Trump diet.
by Shuaman September 6, 2018
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Diet Coke

Something that every middle aged fat woman’s drink to make her fell heathy even tho coke is much more heathy and less cancerous
My teacher ms holl only drink Diet Coke
by Eggplant man May 31, 2018
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McShave Diet

A quick way to drop 5 pounds by shitting out 2 quarts of cum after a busy evening at the bathhouse.
He's definitely going to be on a McShave diet after taking on the varsity football team last night behind the gym.
by Joeamato69 December 7, 2021
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