Person 1: Hey, today I was reading a very accurate definiton on urban dictionary that said giraffes use their long necks to reach up into the sky and stab birds with their horns!
Person 2: Really? I thought they just reached up into trees to get at leaves
Person 1: Nah, that's a common misconception. Just check out urbandictionary.com, it'll set you straight. You know, dictionaries are always right!
Person 2: Really? I thought they just reached up into trees to get at leaves
Person 1: Nah, that's a common misconception. Just check out urbandictionary.com, it'll set you straight. You know, dictionaries are always right!
by whatifidon'thaveaname December 6, 2009
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MARK:dude last night after i won the worlds taco eating contest i had I.D.O.T.A.
STEVE:me too.
luke:whats I.D.O.T.A?
STEVE:it's instant deflation of the anus.
LUKE:oh,ugh...thats brutal.
STEVE:me too.
luke:whats I.D.O.T.A?
STEVE:it's instant deflation of the anus.
LUKE:oh,ugh...thats brutal.
by luke fortune January 29, 2007
Get the instant deflation of the anus mug.A pathetic way in principals thinking their punishing you, but really your just sitting at a desk for two hours reading, sleeping, going on the computer, or otherwise wasting part of your life while further putting off going back to your crappy home life, and that grounding you got for whatever reason your in friday detention in the first place. Oh boy, what a horrible thing.
Principal: I heard you cheated on a test.
Student: yupp.
Principal: You have friday detention. (haha, i hope they start to cry, for my horrible punishment that will shurley ruin their lives and make them never do bad again)
Student: whatever.
student walks away
Student: hurray, i get to put off going home for two hours. dumbass.
Student: yupp.
Principal: You have friday detention. (haha, i hope they start to cry, for my horrible punishment that will shurley ruin their lives and make them never do bad again)
Student: whatever.
student walks away
Student: hurray, i get to put off going home for two hours. dumbass.
by infridaydetentionrightnowhaha April 30, 2010
Get the Friday Detention mug.A redundant defintion occurs when someone submits a word to the Urban Dictionary that has already been published. This can either be caused by failing to look up the word before submitting it or by a dumbass who doesn't care if the word is already in the UD.
This term does not apply to an entirely different meaning or to a rebuttal defintion, but to a definition that is almost or exactly the same as a previous entry.
There really is no legitimate excuse for redundant definitions!
For examples of a redundant definition just look up Obama. There are several Obama definitions that are word-for-word indentical! There is no excuse for THAT kind of bullshit!
This term does not apply to an entirely different meaning or to a rebuttal defintion, but to a definition that is almost or exactly the same as a previous entry.
There really is no legitimate excuse for redundant definitions!
For examples of a redundant definition just look up Obama. There are several Obama definitions that are word-for-word indentical! There is no excuse for THAT kind of bullshit!
by Caigewa August 31, 2013
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Kyle: Hey man did you look up Cartman's name on urban dictionary?
Stan: Yeah I did and all I got was results of "how beautiful, not fat and how much of a big penis" he has when really he's completely the opposite, I tell you man urban dictionary has so many horny definitions.
Stan: Yeah I did and all I got was results of "how beautiful, not fat and how much of a big penis" he has when really he's completely the opposite, I tell you man urban dictionary has so many horny definitions.
by Cemorolen February 29, 2020
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What for?
Calling my teacher a dumbfuck after she couldn’t answer my question.
How long are you in for?
Three days.
OOF
What for?
Calling my teacher a dumbfuck after she couldn’t answer my question.
How long are you in for?
Three days.
OOF
by ScrewMyLife March 1, 2020
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"Yo so I was chilling out by myself and I thought i would clean up downstairs. I tried to water my cactus patch, to prevent the burn but the only thing i got out of it was ULTIMATE BALLOON DEFLATION. Ouch."
by Woofles January 15, 2006
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