Decepticon Driver

Straight Goddamn Head Drop.

Hurts like the willies.

Druid just got dropped with a Decepticon Driver? Someone call the paramedics!

by not gbomber March 23, 2003

Decepticon Driver

A fuck up of what was meant to be a piledriver done by a Moose lover.

OMG! DECETION DRIVAH~! Now he's gonna violate that poor moose...

by OMKOM March 23, 2003

deceptious

An extremely, underhanded, deceitful action, thought, idea, belief, value etc.

Deceptious in his thinking as he sought to hide the papers he had recently removed from his fathers briefcase.

by Ned Phillips November 7, 2011

Decepticon

A term used to describe someone who looks more/less attractive on an online profile than in person. A deception.

Guy 1: I kinda like her ya know
Guy 2: Don't be fooled dear friend. She a Decepticon.
Guy 1: Ah man. Thanks for having my back bro

*High Fives All Round*

by Dudgey Boo-boo August 10, 2015

Reception exception

It is customary for a bride and groom to eat first at a wedding reception. However, if the pair have elected not to eat after five minutes, the guest may go ahead and eat.

"The groom and bride are still changing. Thank to the reception exception. We can go ahead and eat.

by Wu chew September 16, 2017

decepticon

A female that posts pics of herself looking skinny and hot either on Instagram on a dating website. Then you meet them for dinner and they show up BIG and hungry.

I should've known when that girl posted nothing but neck up photos she was gonna show up a decepticon at Golden Corral.

by T Macalicious August 15, 2019

Deceptidong

What a transformers penis is called.

That thot bot wants us to gang bang her....

"Deceptidong's roll out!"

by Tweakachu May 11, 2020