Thing you ask for before calling someone a shit eating peckerhead, like Nicholas Cage’s character in ‘Con Air.’
by SiL3Nt J September 13, 2023
Get the Daughter’s picturemug. a daughter who has “hyperfixations” or “special interests,” like anime, youtube shows, or even the movie Trolls.
by have fun forevs April 13, 2024
Get the loser daughtermug. Yeah, see, the DAUGHTERS it's unquestionably bad to daft (but only because the fat-cocks need someone to fuck) but the sons? Totally fine. And when they get back? Doesn't matter. If the have a fat-cock some chick will take them in and if not they can just be hobos.
Hym "Yeah, no. Draft em. I don't have a problem with that at all. First Annual Daughters Draft! Sounds great. The alliteration really makes it pop. If they aren't going with the men then they will literally only care about the men they're fucking so... Go! Bye! I'm also a registered republican."
by Hym Iam June 22, 2024
Get the Daughtersmug. by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025
Get the If That Is Your Daughter Then Let Me Haunted Housemug. by xcm,.dslkafmds January 25, 2022
Get the daughter of chaosmug. Daughters day is on the 1st of July every year. On daughters day u celebrate ur daughters for being amazing X
by DontbejelbereemXO June 21, 2020
Get the Daughters Daymug. It’s not that I don’t give a shit about your problems... it’s just that my dick... it’s too small! I try to care but just before I get there my little pee pee just doesn’t reach!
Hym “See... I-wish-my-daughter-was-never-born guy decided to talk shit about a guy who (literally) WROTE A SHIT-TALKING BIBLE OF WHICH I AM THE LITERAL SHIT TALKING GOD. So, here we go! He wishes his daughter was never born but his youngest child WASN’T born because the girl he was dating got an abortion. Now that generally causes a lot of couples to break up, and they did break up, but that isn’t why they broke up! No. It was just that after the ABORTION she just.... well.... got real distant and... you know.... I don’t know... But it wasn’t the fact the she didn’t want to be with him long term so desperately that she was willing to KILL AN ACTUAL CHILD so that she wouldn’t have to be with him. It couldn’t be that he’s worthless and will never accomplish anything (and she could tell that by sleeping with him). It also couldn’t be that the only thing good about him can be measured in inches. And even that wasn’t enough to stop his baby mama from wanting other dicks.
by Hym Iam November 3, 2022
Get the I-wish-my-daughter-was-never-born guymug.