The greatest 1 minute of lightsaber fighting in the Star Wars Saga. This happens just after Obi-Wan sees his master, Qui-Gon Jin die and the hands of Darth Maul. Filled with rage Obi-Wan goes to fight Darth Maul and a battles ensues, with Obi-Wan on the attack and pissed off because of his master's death, he goes on the offensive and fucks Darth Maul up in a sweet battle but unfortunately he get forced to hang off this thing in a really deep hole. Still a sweet fight though.
by Knibb High Football Rules January 19, 2010

by @therealSheevPalpatine January 15, 2018

This is a story that true Sith use when they see a random person and they want to turn them to the dark side.(or annoy the shit out of them) they also use this on their younger siblings when they do something wrong.
Brother:
Drops Plate and breaks it
Me:
Have you ever heard, The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
Brother:
NO FCK YOU
Me: I thought not, it's not a story the Jedi would tell you
Drops Plate and breaks it
Me:
Have you ever heard, The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
Brother:
NO FCK YOU
Me: I thought not, it's not a story the Jedi would tell you
by itsWhip February 8, 2021

A man that was left by someone (usually a girl) also known as a Padme, that is now heartless and always angry and never trusts anyone.
by Anakin Skywalker l June 21, 2023

by Daddy_piggy April 30, 2016

While waiting for my mates to arrive at the party I was Darth Vaded by an asthmatic accountant who described to me in detail his hobby of collecting different types of string. - he had collected a lot.
by Scrubby-dog September 7, 2018

by Cristmaskid September 21, 2020
