To grab somebody, usually a person of the opposite sex, by the back of the head and press their face such that their nose is firmly sealed against your asshole. You then break wind, making a "snare drum" sensation that is pleasant for both parties.
Guy 1: Why does Cindy's have shit in her nostrils?
Guy 2: You didn't hear? We were pounding that loud-ass snare drum all night long.
Guy 1: Sweet-ass dude. I'm happy for both of you.
Guy 2: You didn't hear? We were pounding that loud-ass snare drum all night long.
Guy 1: Sweet-ass dude. I'm happy for both of you.
by Brandon March 23, 2004
The heaviest, most difficult percussion instrument in the marching band. Props to whoever’s director values them enough to put them on tenors. No freshmen allowed.
by That Awkward Moment June 27, 2018
by KoochieKing December 16, 2018
Used as an insult.
When another guy cums in your girlfriend, then she gives you a Brazilian lap dance.
When another guy cums in your girlfriend, then she gives you a Brazilian lap dance.
by LaughingallthewaytoUD November 30, 2017
Dude 1: So what's it like in your new apartment?
Dude 2: The rent is really cheap but African drums keep me awake all night.
Dude 2: The rent is really cheap but African drums keep me awake all night.
by Mniscariot September 09, 2012
"Hi, I'm Drum Boy at your service"
by Drum Boy January 24, 2005
The last fart let before the person decides to go take a crap. The Drum Major is so named, because it leads the parade of feces out of the colon, as a Drum Major would lead the band in a parade down the street.
Innocent bystander: "Man, that fart smelled TERRIBLE! Was that you?"
Guilty party: "Yeah, that was the Drum Major. Guess I'll go take a crap."
Guilty party: "Yeah, that was the Drum Major. Guess I'll go take a crap."
by PilotBoboe January 16, 2009