donut critic

A person that names shops that are better than the donuts currently in front of him. A person that receives self esteem by criticizing the donut choices of others.

Stop being the donut critic. We know you think another shop has better donuts.

by Outfox prevention November 24, 2021

Donut Media

Donut Media is a car enthusiast anime based in Los Angeles, California. They are a hilarious league of gentlemen that talk cars and car related topics. They often tests car products, explain how car mods work, modify cars, talk car history and make car related best and worse lists.

Hosts: Funny Fat Dude (With Hat), Fake James Franco (Owns Miata), Buff Black Guy (Super Buff), Lovable Little Brother (Everyone Makes Fun Of Him), The Writer Dude (Is Not An Attorney), Long haired dude (My GF Thinks He Is Sexy) and the Science Guy (He Kinda Left).

Donut Media is hilarious. I love it when James Pumphrey does his flamboyant Southerner voice. Nolan definitely gets paid the least. It is probably because he is Canadian. That other dude looks like James Franco. His parents wished he went to med school. How much can the black dude bench? Three Zach Jobes for sure. The Legal Beagle is not an attorney. What happened to the boring science guy?

by Hondasexual September 15, 2022

donut anus

Similar to a puffy anus. An anus that's shaped like a big donut.

"did you see that bloke's undercarriage?"

"No, was it hot?"

"Yeah! He had a donut anus and everything. It was all puffy."

by Jaliscoball June 27, 2023

donut punch

the act of punching someone in a donut shaped orifice, specifically the vagina.

"My girlfriend started bitchin' so i donut punched her!"

by B|24|\||)0Z0|2 March 21, 2005

donut trap

A large person, usually one who's obviously not large because of "bad genes."

Dude, woke up with a real donut trap Saturday morning. I'm done with tequila.

by Bp88 August 20, 2011

Donut Integrity

The act of purchasing donuts for the office in a timely manner out of respect for office security rules that is designed to protect intellectual property.

John Doe left his machine unlocked and therefore was "donutted". John brought in 3 dozen donuts within 5 business days because he has Donut Integrity.

by securitybull September 11, 2019

donut whore

A person, usually a woman who works in some sort of office and orders two or more dozen donuts in a donut store before heading to work, leaving others with little to choose from after they ransack the place.

I better grab one of those maple crullers before the donut whores beat me to it, because getting my maple cruller could mean the difference between me having a good day or a bad one.

by T-Rex75 September 12, 2020