deluxe penis

A penis that is typically 5 times larger than a normal penis. Commonly 12Yr old brag about this.

My deluxe penis is so delicious.

by That guy named thoooomas October 28, 2017

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Double Chi-Chi Deluxe

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Double Chi-Chi Deluxe? More like subscribe to Toad's Mixtape Factory!!!

Eh? No, nothing?

by FanOfFamilyGuy September 27, 2020

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Filthy Deluxe

Two people simultaneously shitting on your chest, one with diarrhoea being optimal.

He came round last night with his bestie and gave me a filthy deluxe.

by Filthyfilthy October 5, 2017

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mickey deluxe

One girl gets spit on by a bunch of mice before she gets gangbanged.

Carli came over for a good old Mickey deluxe.

by Supsgt October 30, 2021

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A much more extreme version of the devastatingly debilitating prototypical Napoleon complex, the absolutely crippling Napoleon complex deluxe afflicts only the most terminally insecure sissy manlet boys (dwarfed males shorter than 5ft10) and obviously all turbo-manlets (exceptionally stunted males from 4ft11 to 5ft4). Now not only infected with the lifelong curse of manletism and the naturally resulting Napoleon complex but additionally with a gnawing and ever-present Napoleon complex deluxe, the completely deranged little manlet henceforth stoops so low as to take his inferiority complex-induced manlet cope and manlet rage to new heights of insanity. Driven to madness by manletism and the ravages of his shortsightedness, small-mindedness and his eternal inability to be the bigger man, the Napoleon complex deluxe suffering misanthropic manlet can often be detected as he furiously saws down outdoor basketball hoops under the cover of darkness (and made almost indiscernible by his microscopic size), tearfully howls at the moon beneath underpass clearance signs in the middle of the night and as he chugs down barrels of boost oil brake fluid in the manlet pit behind your local service station in a childishly futile attempt at finally triggering a growth spurt. An infinitesimal Napoleon complex deluxe infected turbo-manlet may be hiding under one of your fingernails at this very moment!

Amelia: Lol, why is Tom "Stop calling me a midget!" Cruise crying his eyes out while balancing on a golf ball and juggling burning matches over there? Layla: It must be his time of the month - clearly his Napoleon complex deluxe is acting up again. Amelia: Manlets, when will they learn?

by ManletDepreciator September 13, 2024

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