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I realized I hadn't ever had a real conversation with Jeremy, my jest dealer, but that I had only been turning to texting him to be shown an array of jokes that we could mutually appreciate
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Get the Jest Dealer mug.Someone who thinks that picking up from a street dealer is way better than picking up from the dispensary. They like to wait in a parking lot for hours for their "guy" to finally come through with his skimped ass weed. Usually has chemicals sprayed on it to make it stronger or has fecal matter because the dealer scratches his butthole and then touches the weed. The dealer thinks his shit is just as good as the dispensary so he charges just as much when you can get weed actually cheaper from the dispensary. Dealer also has the same shit weed all the time.
Mark: Dude, I just picked up an 1/8th from my guy for $50. He said it's exotic.
Marcus: Wow. that stuff looks like shit. I just picked up an 8th of some dank from zen leaf for $39 w/tax by using my student discount and I did not have to drive far af either.
Mark: Damn. I had to drive 30 minutes to my guy and had to wait for an hour in a parking lot.
Marcus: Wow, sounds like you have dealer fetish.
Marcus: Wow. that stuff looks like shit. I just picked up an 8th of some dank from zen leaf for $39 w/tax by using my student discount and I did not have to drive far af either.
Mark: Damn. I had to drive 30 minutes to my guy and had to wait for an hour in a parking lot.
Marcus: Wow, sounds like you have dealer fetish.
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