whats your damage

agree with previous definitions, but should add the origin of this phrase-
the movie "Heathers"
Winona Ryder-"What's your damage?"
by oldschool May 19, 2004
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damage area

The loudest, most popular band in the universe. They writes songs about boy meets girl by the moonlight and then they kiss and the moon explodes for no explored reason. -Douglas Adams
Holy shit, damage area just made my left nut fucking explode!
by Lesbian1234 March 13, 2004
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Brain Damaged Monkey

A stupid and annoying person that probably deserves to be shot or worse. This type of person constantly acts like an idiot but still thinks they're smart even though they literally have rocks for brains. And they are so annoying that they act like a real monkey
This kid from my school is a brain damaged monkey
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whats your damage

A question about how mentally cracked a person may be.
"Would you ever fuck a sheep?"- Jay
"What's your damage little boy?"- Brent
by Bryan H K May 05, 2004
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what's your damage?

"what is your problem?"

basically the same thing, except replacing problem with damage makes you sound twenty years out of date
Barack: "Senator McCain, what's your damage?"
John: "My damage, Senator is you!"
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brained my damage

The Famous Words Of Homer Simpson. Also refers to a drunken man or woman who has hurt their Frontal lobe section. Or stuck a crayon up their nose and hit their brain.
"Dope! I think I brained my damage" "Hunny, My damage is brain"
by Fat Ass-Jenny May 22, 2008
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Collateral Damage Pussy

Pussy that was not intended for you, but attained none the less, by being in the right place at the right time.
Guy 1: "Wow, i was wasted last night. How in the hell did I end up with sara in my bed??"

Guy 2: "Shit, I'll tell you how, she came over for me but I passed out on the couch."

Guy 1: "Oh yeah thats right, there was no one else awake. Damn, i love getting hit with collateral damage pussy!"
by Hijo De Ricardo December 05, 2010
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