Brown Crayon

when someone needs to take a number 2 and can not hold it.

I need to take a number 2 and if I do not hurry I will have a brown crayon in my pants.

by funnyguy211 February 12, 2010

Yummy crayons

a guy that stream on twich that eats crayons for a liveing

i am so hugry i can eat a hole pack of crayons just like yummy crayons

by tha chicken that croosed road September 14, 2019

chinese crayons

chinese crayons are crayons from china and, commonly unknown, used to contain lead.
the amount was safe for toys, but dangerous for food.

Chinese crayon is my favorite word.

The original Chinese crayons used to contain PB, or lead.

by chinesecrayons April 18, 2022

crayon buchser

crayon is sweet. she has many people who care about her. she is always there for someone and will always have your back. if crayon is your friend you don’t need to worry about her being toxic, or picking fights with you. crayon is very empathetic as well, and good with kids. sometimes crayons friends get on her nerves, but thats ok because she knows that if her friends don’t treat her right, theyre not worth her time! crayon is wonderful and uplifting. find yourself a crayon!

p1: hey have you met crayon buchser yet?
p2: no, are they nice?
p1: yea crayon is the best person i know!

by hippie6629 June 14, 2022

crayon level

Understanding a concept or idea on a small child's level.

My understanding of global politics is on a total crayon level.

by TangerineGRL13 February 27, 2013

crayon juice

Liquid variant of the art tool commonly used by children. Can be served sat any temperature, because let’s be honest, if you’re at the point of drinking liquified crayons, who cares if it’s hot or cold?

Person 1: Yo dude, this crayon juice has gone off!
Person 2: You’re an idiot, crayons can’t go off.

by CrayonJuiceYum April 03, 2020

me crayons

Crayons that your mom bought you.

DO YOU LIKE ME CRAYONS?
Don't touch ME CRAYONS!!!

by iluvthenet March 17, 2017