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Crayon Man

A grotesquely tattooed person that looks like his artist was on acid with crayons
Did you see what Crayon Man tweeted today?
by BwanaChris February 11, 2021
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Crayon

Fingering jess till her legs spaz so fast she turns into a human helicopter
I gave jess a naughty little crayon yesterday. Tehe
by Paddyl_12 March 2, 2021
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Chocolate Crayon

Placing a burning crayon into somebody’s ass melting the cheeks together
Bro she tried to chocolate crayon me last night
by shrimpdick02 April 1, 2021
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Crapola Crayons

Derived from the kids art brand “crayola” that sells art supplies including crayons. A new way of saying, “I messed up a lot and I’ll never recover from this.” or “I made a small mistake that doesn’t really matter.”
Example 1

Guy 1- “Crapola Crayons!”

Guy 2- “Oh no, Guy 1, what happened!”

Guy 1- “I just colored outside of the lines in my coloring book!”

Guy 2- “Crapola Crayons!”

Example 2

“Crapola crayons! I just killed someone!”
by TheUrbanDicOfficial June 22, 2021
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pink crayon

The act of giving a dog a boner
hey man stop touching that! That pink crayons not for drawing!
by Cr4ckRxck August 19, 2024
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Crayon Class

noun

1. a college course, generally a general-education class, in which students are assumed to idle about rather than doing difficult, albeit productive, coursework (i.e. “coloring with crayons” as a reference to kindergarten).

2. a kindergarten course with an unusually high concentration of peculiar children, crafts, and the like.
1. all the hot girls are in my crayon class | in between getting dismantled by engineering courses, my crayon class allows me to unwind and take it easy for a change.

2. being in that kindergarten crayon class with the glue-eaters may have scarred me for life | after that crayon class I had in kindergarten, I see toilet paper rolls and hot glue in a whole new light.
by shit, the crayon consumer November 6, 2024
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Crayon Class

noun

1. a college-level course, usually an easy general-education course, in which it is assumed that students idle about rather than doing difficult, albeit productive, coursework (i.e. "coloring with crayons" as a reference to kindergarten);

2. a kindergarten class in which there is an unusually high concentration of peculiar kids, crafts, and the like.
1. all the hot college girls are in my general-education crayon class | after getting destroyed by my engineering coursework, I can attend my crayon class and take it easy for a change.

2. being in that crayon class with the glue-eaters may have scarred me for life | after that kindergarten crayon class, I saw toilet paper rolls and hot glue in a new light.
by shit, the crayon consumer November 7, 2024
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