crush court

When you go to court for having a crush. If you're guilty you have a crush, if you're innocent you don't. Evidence such as photos video or audio recording can also be used against the suspect.

Person 1: I just got sent to crush court!
Person 2: How'd it go?
Person 1: Horrible, I was guilty and there was even evidence!
Person 2: Good luck showing your face to your crush tomorrow.

by AppleEater321123 April 14, 2024

Homie Court

When you have to have a talk with your boy after he did some flagrant activities that can’t be dismissed or tolerated.

Hey bro, you’re going to Homie Court tomorrow. We gotta talk.

by Druski420 August 25, 2025

Chinese Court

Any encounter that leads to you increased scrutiny.

Officer- “Can you tell me why we want to talk to you?”

Citizen - “probably my feelings about the protests in Hong Kong”

Officer - “Well , that’s not it, but we’ll talk about that later.”

Citizen - wait! Is this a Chinese court?

by Doe Reaper July 11, 2021

full court heave

When you throw the ball from full court and it goes in.

"Yo, I just hit a full court heave in NBA 2K21!"

"Cool!"

by sbdhawar September 11, 2020

court man

A man that likes to play with basketball courts

MOM: "Hi"
YOU:" you're such a court man"

by the hamburgaluurr December 31, 2018

Jerez Court

a cul-de-sac next to a golf course where rich people who play golf don't swing correctly and break windows...

Jerez Court residents sure seem to have a lot of broken windows.

by myboys May 14, 2009

Courts on

A question used to gauge the verdict on a topic, usually implying a consensus (a “court”).

“Courts on watching Love Island tonight?”
*all those in favor raise their hands*

by Sloppysuzie June 27, 2022