Homie Court

When you have to have a talk with your boy after he did some flagrant activities that can’t be dismissed or tolerated.

Hey bro, you’re going to Homie Court tomorrow. We gotta talk.

by Druski420 August 25, 2025

Tennis Court Oath

The promise among the third estate before the French revolution to continue meeting until a new constitution would be established.

King Louis XVI: Stop meeting up, you're scaring me
Literally dying peasant: We can't, we swore the tennis court oath

by ItsPrix June 1, 2021

Full Court Pressed

An instance of being so pressed that you must defend yourself against a whole team of aggressors.

*Friends are all roasting buddy who's made a bad decision*
Roastee : STFU guys, it's not as bad as it sounds, you all are just stupid.
Roaster : Woah buddy don't be getting all full court pressed on us, we're just ribbin ya!

by HMatzy March 15, 2023

bulldoze the supreme court

a popular drinking game

“Let’s bulldoze the Supreme Court! Brett Kavanaugh will love this drinking game!”

by craigdanwi October 10, 2018

Chinese Court

Any encounter that leads to you increased scrutiny.

Officer- “Can you tell me why we want to talk to you?”

Citizen - “probably my feelings about the protests in Hong Kong”

Officer - “Well , that’s not it, but we’ll talk about that later.”

Citizen - wait! Is this a Chinese court?

by Doe Reaper July 11, 2021

crush court

When you go to court for having a crush. If you're guilty you have a crush, if you're innocent you don't. Evidence such as photos video or audio recording can also be used against the suspect.

Person 1: I just got sent to crush court!
Person 2: How'd it go?
Person 1: Horrible, I was guilty and there was even evidence!
Person 2: Good luck showing your face to your crush tomorrow.

by AppleEater321123 April 14, 2024

courtting

(n) A person who constantly appears in front of a judge.

Stop courtting the law.

by Palabras57941 April 22, 2015