Coca Cola Zero

A drink from a company that STILL doesn’t sponsor JackSepticEye

coca cola zero sugar same great coke taste but zero sugar now with a hint of added vanilla?

by SRK1999 January 31, 2020

Coca-Cola Zero Sugar

Same great coke taste. Now with a hint of added vanilla.

me: *minding my own business, watching jacksepticeye.*
Seán: “Try new Coca-Cola Zero Sugar- Same great coke taste. Now with a hint of added vanilla. Sponsor me”

by Alex Sonney February 21, 2020

Subpoeña Colada

The act of fleeing to a tropical island or otherwise exotic place to avoid legal proceedings.

Yea Marco got caught embezzling so he pulled a subpoeña colada and went to Tahiti

by Mr. Blinky June 30, 2020

miami cola

Coke

Hey Chad want to do some Miami cola?!

by Pat the guy Y September 12, 2020

Pepsi Cola

The taste of Lana Del Rey's pussy

My pussy taste like Pepsi Cola

by ZJay412 November 1, 2020

Piña Colada Slurpee

Firstly, the man receiving the blow job eats pineapple for a week to prepare for the Piña Colada Slurpee. Secondly the partner giving the blow job chews pineapples and drinks coconut water, keeping the mixture in their mouth. Thirdly: blow job to completion, the giving party swallows the cum, pineapple, and coconut water mixture while the receiving party breaks a coconut open on their head to signal completion of the Piña Colada Slurpee!

Yo! My girl gave me a Piña Colada Slurpee last night, it was tight! But I think I gave her a concussion... don’t try and break a coconut on anyone’s head. Ever.

by Trixxie November 10, 2020

cokey cola

A small orange cat speaking with a heavy American southern accent, saying the company name “Coca-Cola” whilst holding a bottle of the drank and wearing a cowboy hat.

Joe: I got some here Fanter, wanna sip?

Mark: No thanks, I got a bottle of cokey cola

by Pu$$Y$lAyeR42069 February 20, 2022