colin jamison

The scariest lizard on the planet

Did you see that Colin Jamison yesterday

by HiathereGeorgie December 15, 2017

colin powell

An extremely long, rambling post written on a message board. The said post usually seems more interesting to the writer while typing, but is actually extremely boring and difficult to read.

This post is usually followed by a crudely photoshopped picture of Colin Powell.

It is believed that this phenomenon was birthed in the miscellaneous section of the Bodybuilding.com website.

"Sorry for the Colin Powell post, but my girlfriend just left me and I had to get it out in these 53 paragraphs."

by KennyK June 21, 2006

colin mochrie

colin mochrie is the funniest guy in the world he is from canada he has many movies such as the jane white which is an underground movie he appears on the show whose line is it anyway or WLiiA every night on ABC Family from 10-11 he is soooo stinkin funny he works very well with his friend ryan stiles who is very tall n is ofter refered 2 as the stick with a big nose, but i like his cool shoes colin claims that ryan is neither a friend or an evil arch enemy, but both ryan plays lewis on the drew carry show Colin put on a spandex-like mask once on the show during hats n i was rolling on the floor laughing hes really funny when he dances n whenever everyone on the show is laughing histerically n cant finish a song, its usually cuz colin said something stupid so even though colin claims its wrong 2 b laughing louder then ur audience, its ok 2 let it out every once in a while colin colins the coolest guy ever u may have seen him on tv as the snack fairy in his tutu o man hes funny i love colin

"If they didn’t have the bald jokes the poor sad little comedians wouldn’t have anything funny to say. I’m glad for any part I have in keeping my less talented friends working"-colin

by baldy March 29, 2005

Colin Powell

The poor man charged with the responsibility of globetrotting with President Bush and making sure none of the international leaders really take his comments seriously.

Colin Powell: I'm so sorry, Mr. Chirac. Mr. Bush didn't actually mean he thinks the French are pussies. Rather, he thinks of them as cats of a refined nature.

by Ophelia Desdemona May 1, 2005

Colin Mochrie

A Scottish-Canadian comedian who appears in almost every animutation.

In one animutation, Colin Mochrie had an epic battle against Jesus H Christ, who later turned out to be Mike Brasy from the Brady Bunch.

by Fifi McFeef October 21, 2007

Colin Dijan

A person who is both skinny and fat at the same time. He is also incredibly small lol. Thinks he is scary but really kinda funny.

Colin Dijan: If someone had a gun to my head I would say "Do it"
Rational Human Being: ok retard

by greene1564 February 20, 2020

Colin Newman

The lead singer of the late seventies, early eighties punk band "Wire." Who went solo in the eighties to produce several albums, including the moderately successful song "Alone" which appeared on the soundtrack to "Silence of the Lambs."

Colin Newman is the man.

by Styxhexenhammer August 30, 2009