Colorado Cockblock

The act of smashing a mans dick with a rock and then denying them sexually.

"yo Stacy just Colorado Cockblocked Chad"

by Robert Hackle July 21, 2025

cockblock

The worst thing you could do to one of your homies

AARON! STOP COCKBLOCKING ME!!!

by someguywhoisonurbandictionary March 12, 2021

Cockblock

John McDonough

I was about to bag this big girl named Gloria but John McDonough cockblocked me

by Buczek November 2, 2019

cockblocking

KAREEM

move and stop cockblocking twin

by gos loveme August 16, 2023

cockblocker

a hymen

Popped her cockblocker.

by Hymenite May 22, 2016

Cockblocking

A true dick move

Jonathan: “hey asshole, go cockblocking somewhere else, bitch!”
Generic asshole: “no. Also, fuck you, imma steal your girl.”

by The ceo of shit Cold War guns July 16, 2021

Cockblock Tomahawk

An object thrown with the intent of cockblocking a couple.

PJ: Did you hear about Jake and Meredith? She was giving him head in a movie theater and someone threw a cockblock tomahawk at them!
Amelia: Wow, that's embarrassing!

by Frank Longbottom September 7, 2013