kentucky cobra 

Part of a tailpipe, laying along the road, particularly in Kentucky, when seen, the curved part sticks up out of the grass like a cobra.

Looky there at the the Kentucky Cobra over there in the grass.

kentucky cobra by John Stigall May 17, 2006

Brown Cobra 

A large, long, ferocious coil-like turd. A very mean and venomous smelling bowel movement that is feared by everyone.

A brown cobra is known to rise above toilet water level.

The brown cobra is in all of us. You can run but you can NOT hide!

Brown Cobra by BrownCobra April 16, 2009

Crusty Cobra 

When someone masterbates into a sock, leaving it dry and crusty.

Got a bunch of crusty cobra's all over my dorm room

Crusty Cobra by ScottyJitsu July 14, 2011

The cobra 

When at the end of a first date, you go in for a kiss but the other person pulls back their head like a cobra to avoid you.

Took Jenny out on a date last night. I thought we had a great time but when i dropped her off outside her house I went in for a kiss and she pulled the cobra on me.

The cobra by Sekgr February 2, 2013

Spitting Cobra of Love 

A fun, teasing name for a mans penis.

On her knees between his legs, Jasmine longed to charm his spitting cobra of love.

Aware she was just past tipsy, Brad teasingly propositioned Isabela to enjoy his spitting cobra of love.

Spitting Cobra of Love by Joy Lovewell July 27, 2010

king cobra shit

When you take a shit so large, the end sticks out of the water like a snake hissing.

"What took you so long?"
"Relax man, I had to take a King Cobra Shit."

king cobra shit by PeaTearGriffin June 12, 2005

the cobra 

Another name for a swindler or petty con artist. The origin of the word comes from McCue or "Swindles nicely" in Irish.

So, you folks headin over to the Cobra's house tonight for some Taquitos and Grey Goose?

the cobra by Snakey September 24, 2008