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pink cobra

She always gets off when I go down and worship the pink cobra.
by Ivan I. Dread November 11, 2006
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angry cobra

The most potent form of (a) madsnake. Someone or something so cool, so envied, so admirable, that he/she/it has no competition.
DUDE #1: Man, did you see that?! Wayne is a total madsnake!
DUDE #2: No, man, he's a freakin' angry cobra! No one can do that!
WAYNE: Ssssssss!

OR

GIRL #1: I heard Wayne's breakdancing routine saved the youth centre!
GIRL #2: That's madsnake! So madsnake, it's angry cobra!
by J Bodanac May 14, 2006
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cobra armed

when you reach the level of highness that causes you to believe yourself to be the cobra from the car alarm commercial that bites the shit out of the car burglar.
me and my homie k dog got so fucking cobra armed last night
by nevasboy February 28, 2004
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Cobra Strike

Team formed in school in order to convince teachers to change certain rules or seating arangements
The class finally gets to sit where they want because they formed a cobra strike to argue
by Co-Captain Barracuda February 4, 2009
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Couch Cobra

Someone who practically lives on the couch, mainly for the purpose of watching television, and whose only real movement is the Couch Cobra Strike.
"Man, I had such a busy week, I think I'm just gonna go Couch Cobra all Saturday."
by Miss_Hilary June 5, 2007
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SMOLDERING COBRA

HOT STEAMY COILED UP CRAP LEFT ON THE ICE WHILE ICE FISHING.
TODAY I WENT ICE FISHING HAD TO SHIT SO BAD I LAID OUT A SMOLDERING COBRA !
by JUNK YARD DOG EAP January 13, 2010
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cobra mouth

When someone is high and is frequently licking his dry lips to get them moist, it resembles a snake hissing.
After smoking a bowl.
"Whoah dude, you have some serious cobra mouth."
"Dude, I have cobra mouth. Haha!"
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