by Ivan I. Dread November 11, 2006

The most potent form of (a) madsnake. Someone or something so cool, so envied, so admirable, that he/she/it has no competition.
DUDE #1: Man, did you see that?! Wayne is a total madsnake!
DUDE #2: No, man, he's a freakin' angry cobra! No one can do that!
WAYNE: Ssssssss!
OR
GIRL #1: I heard Wayne's breakdancing routine saved the youth centre!
GIRL #2: That's madsnake! So madsnake, it's angry cobra!
DUDE #2: No, man, he's a freakin' angry cobra! No one can do that!
WAYNE: Ssssssss!
OR
GIRL #1: I heard Wayne's breakdancing routine saved the youth centre!
GIRL #2: That's madsnake! So madsnake, it's angry cobra!
by J Bodanac May 14, 2006

when you reach the level of highness that causes you to believe yourself to be the cobra from the car alarm commercial that bites the shit out of the car burglar.
by nevasboy February 28, 2004

by Co-Captain Barracuda February 4, 2009

Someone who practically lives on the couch, mainly for the purpose of watching television, and whose only real movement is the Couch Cobra Strike.
by Miss_Hilary June 5, 2007

by JUNK YARD DOG EAP January 13, 2010

When someone is high and is frequently licking his dry lips to get them moist, it resembles a snake hissing.
After smoking a bowl.
"Whoah dude, you have some serious cobra mouth."
"Dude, I have cobra mouth. Haha!"
"Whoah dude, you have some serious cobra mouth."
"Dude, I have cobra mouth. Haha!"
by Obvious Stoners Are Obvious June 11, 2008
