Clunge

A Clunge - A Vagina, Ham Wallet, Cod Pocket, Clam, Pink Paradise, Cunt, Etc. ..

Slang for Female Genitalia. Often used in Context when explaining if Girls are Hot enough for Entercourse.

For Example;

2 girls appear in the Distance,

Guy 1; Hey dude, is that some Possible Clunge?

Guy 2; No man, thats Old man Jenkins and his Labrador. Your into Beastality, that aint' Right man,

by IndieKid;] July 20, 2009

Clunge Seeking Allowance (C.S.A)

The allowance (money) a male recieves every week in order to seek clunge. The male must use the clunge seeking allowance to pay for a nice shirt, a pair of loafers and cologne. This in turn will impress the clunge, and lure her into providing the male with her clunge services.

N.B: A male cannot recieve clunge seeking allowance when he is recieving clunge on a regular basis. *Clunge seeking benefit fraud*

"I can't come out tonight mate. I've got no clunge seeking allowance (c.s.a) left"

by girlslikedjs February 12, 2009

cling-on

1.loser
2.friendly yet annoying
A term used for a social and academic loser who, in a desperate attempt to re-gain popularity, befriends an individual to the near point of stalking them.

dave is a cling-on. Get him away from me

by sunscreen July 3, 2005

clanger

When a player in Australian Rules Football makes an unforced error

Kane Cornes had 2 clangers today when he kicked the ball out of bounds and then passed to an opposition player

by 733-539@ May 5, 2006

stage four clinger

When a girl sleeps with a guy once and he moves in and you can never be rid of him

He's such a stage four clinger, we hooked up once and now he's been at my place for 2 months.

by HantheDealer June 29, 2015

1040 Clinger

When a piece of shit, at least 1 inch in length, gets stuck in the anus or to the anal hairs, and prevents you from having a clean wipe.

Oh shit, we've got a 1040 clinger!!

by terdcutter February 27, 2011

clunge face

the term used to describe a male who has just eaten out a female and has forgotten to wipe his mouth clean

no way man! you've got lady juice all round ya mouth! youve got a clunge face!

by idonotcare123 May 15, 2009