Clayton

This guy is a total asshole. He’s condescending, rude for no reason whatsoever, and probably drives a Ford to show he has a massive cock.

Oh boy, here comes Clayton.
Jesus who called that asshole

by Driver_Nephi August 9, 2019

Clayton Stone

A guy with a little Penis, who likes to be on top when he takes it up the butt!

You are a Clayton Stone!

by Lineman_20 February 4, 2020

Clayton

Clayton is literally Retarded. Cannot name 10 countries or 5 continents. Thinks Abraham Lincoln is the first president of the United States and that Martin Luther king ended slavery.

Damn that dude Clayton is retarddx

by Braden’s pubic hair November 3, 2022

Clayton Elder

A dumbass that hates humanity

look at clayton elder

what a dumbass

by iSammyJammy November 6, 2020

clayton

if you ever get the chance to meet a clayton you will never meet a more honest man. even though he is temporarily homeless and sleeps on his autistic friend’s couch , he will never miss the opportunity to spare a few dollars when you need it. a little long and lanky, he is not cut out for most activities that involve two feet. his pure imagination and creativity make up for his lack of athletic skills. he doesn’t often interact with women (because he is deeply closeted) but when he does they are always left in awe of his devotion to women’s rights and equality. this usually leaves them assuming he’s gay, but it’s okay.

clayton is so cool!

by claytonfan November 23, 2021

Clayton

I nice guy who loves to watch YouTube, can be really nice just don't get on their bad side that's when things get bad between you and them

you: oh hi Clayton
Clayton: hi, are you doing?
good

by MeowDax December 6, 2020

Clayton

Someone who gets glazed like there's no tomorrow on Urban Dictionary. I swear it's more than LeBron James

Clayton:why am I so praised on Urban Dictionary

Friend: Clayton,you're a registered sex offender.

by The bestest dogboy February 27, 2025