Snowball's Chance In Hell

Where a guy tells his woman that she can give him a snowball kiss after he cums in her mouth, but instead he covers her mouth and punches her in the stomach to make her swallow, and then runs away.

Jenny is so mad, she wanted to snowball me, but I gave her a snowball's chance in hell instead.

by Fishing Monkey 13 April 24, 2021

Furry Chance Week

Furry Chance Week lasts from 6th november to 12th november and is a way for furries to redeem themselves

For the furry’s perspective they can fake redeeming but must either admit before end of the week or fold

Danny: we have to kill the furries
Jack: but its furry chance week, just give em a chance
Kevin: owo whats dis?

by WatsAPseudonymGuys12345 November 04, 2022

off-chance of a maybe

Improbable, or highly unlikely; about as likely as the chance that "maybe" means "yes" rather than "no."; An unbelievable eventuality.

"What, from here? On the off-chance of a maybe that you make this basket, I'll wash BOTH your cars."

Person 1:"Its today? I didn't study!"

Person 2: "Don't worry, you won't fail!"
Person 1 sarcastically: "Sure I won't! On the off-chance of a maybe Mr. Hickerman forgot to bring the exam today!"

by AllThatIsGold October 04, 2017

blame chance day

On every November 5th is Blane Chance day. A day where everything is Chance’s fault.

Thanks a lot Chance, I failed my math test today. It is your fault, because it is blame chance day.

by Mcmtb November 05, 2017

Cloudy with a chance of HEATballs

When you or someone accidentally or intentionally rubbed your dick with isopropyl alcohol or pain relieving liniment.

Carl: Why are you walking as if your dick's on fire?
Mark: My girlfriend punished me for cheating by giving me the Cloudy with a chance of HEATballs treatment.

by SpankyRigor August 15, 2021

A snowball's chance in hell

what you say when something is not likely to happen, nearly impossible. the chance of a snowball surviving in hell

"Joe has a snowball's chance in hell at getting a girlfriend, he's too fat"

by dboyfromdahood February 25, 2012

Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs.

When you are having anal sex with your partner and they begin to poop diarrhea during sex, and instead of stopping you continue to push through the waves of poop.

She just kept shitting all over him but he kept going. Guess you can say they were doing a Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs.

by Prof. Marik August 20, 2011