bmw certified

Someone who has either drove a BMW for at least 6 months or 10,000 miles. As well as not crashed or damaged the vehicle within the last 6 months. This Indicates that they are certified to drive other BMW’s.
Don’t worry Jacob I am bmw certified. I can drive your BMW.
by KelrJr April 22, 2022
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Certified Whipper

Noun:

1. A trained chef

2. Someone with a proven track record of demonstrating an exceptional ability to cook.
3. A producer of delectable dishes
4. A great cook
"I love my mom's food, she is a certified whipper"
"Is your wife a certified whipper, or do ya'll have to eat out a lot?"
"My family is full of certified whippers"
by Marc Supreme January 18, 2021
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Certified Maple Leaf Moment

When you've been going hard all year, only to fuck it up miles away from the finish line
Watching my daughter give up the winning goal in the 1st round playoff - game 7 to be exact, was a certified maple leaf moment for our family, filled with disappointment and frustration.
by BigGucciFucci April 28, 2024
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Certified Alpha Dilf

The man the myth the LEGEND joe bacchus, AKA the UK’s biggest stud who is the lengest guy to walk the Earth, he gets all the bitches and is the drippiest yute which gets the milfs hooked on him. All his mates are sardines so he has to carry the group with his handsome looks and massive muscles, making him the hottest DILF in town
No way! Is that joe bacchus? What a DILF
Certified Alpha Dilf is what u call someone like JB
by Joe Bacchhs February 17, 2022
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Certified lover boy

Certified lover boy is that guy who his birthday is on the valentine's Day
-When is your birthday
-14th of February
-so you are a certified lover boy?
by StergiosShorty February 09, 2022
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Certified lover boy

Certified lover boy is that guy who his birthday is on the valentine's day
-Do you know that stergios is a certified lover boy?
-why?
-he was born on the valentine's day
by StergiosShorty February 09, 2022
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Certified lover boy

A man who is incapable of growth and lacks maturity causing them to be romantically attracted to those of the same or lesser mental acuity as them, often times being a person much younger then them to an almost criminal degree.
"Certified lover boy? Certified pedophile. Wop, wop, wop, wop, wop."
by Legible Ghastino May 18, 2024
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