Eric Cartman

A character from South Park that expresses hate for minority groups

A “ wow that kid looks like Eric Cartman”
B” kewl”

by QuandAledingle May 6, 2022

Zen-Carting

Zen Carting: An emotional coping technique where individuals immerse themselves in the online shopping experience, meticulously selecting items and adding them to their virtual carts, not with the primary intention of purchasing, but rather to achieve a sense of calm, mindfulness, and temporary escape from the stresses of daily life. Much like the Zen practice emphasizes simplicity, awareness, and focus on the present moment, 'Zen Carting' allows individuals to find a momentary respite by engaging in a focused and familiar activity, providing therapeutic relief without the financial implications of actual purchasing.

After work I did some Zen-Carting to relax and get control back of my day!

by GillilyPad August 16, 2023

Eric cartman

Someone who looks like Eric cart man or someone who looks like a fatso

Person: you kinda look like eric cartman ngl

Person 2: kys dude

by Lainislainandimme October 6, 2023

Eric Cartman

The fat boy in South Park who is mean and selfish. He is a bully but he isn't pure evil. He has an uncle called Uncle Stinky.

Eric Cartman: I'm not fat IM BIG BONED
Me: I don't care and I didn't ask

by yomom123_44 February 15, 2024

Eric Cartman syndrome

Someone who thinks they’re the victim in every situation, no matter the circumstances.

I think Dig has Eric Cartman syndrome.

by StellaPTX March 3, 2025

Eric Cartman syndrome

Someone who thinks they’re the victim in every situation, no matter the circumstances.

I think Dig has Eric Cartman syndrome.

by StellaPTX March 3, 2025

Side-Carting

A sexual act involving 2 people sitting next to each other with both persons looking forward making no eye contact (gotta keep your eyes on the road) while one of the persons receives a handjob

Person (A) asked Person (B) if she wanted to Side-Cart and netflix tonight.
Person (A) is Side-Carting Person (B) and its becoming a little awkward for them both.

by Discuitz March 21, 2025