lawn carrot

Fat and hair mexican that is lazy

a fat and hair mexican lawn carrot

by yoyo2555 December 21, 2008

Carrot in a breeze

1: dance move created by Irish man Dave of team awesome sauce. First recognised in New Zealand at clubs in Taupo, queens town and Auckland. It had since been picked up in Australia, Germany and the uk.
Reminiscent of a carrot swaying in the breeze, it is performed in groups similar to the gangnam style.

2: a sex position similar to doggy style but the male sways his hand in front of his face like a 'carrot in a breeze' while pumping.

1: I was I a club last night and the whole place was ' carroting'.

2:I picked this woman up last night, I gave her a carrot in a breeze.

by Dave burton October 12, 2013

wet carrot

a carrot used for masturbation purposes and becomes wet as a result

Mary was really horny and used a carrot to pleasure herself. Then offered me the use of her wet carrot, but I was afraid she had an STD.

by SparkleAndShine10 November 27, 2011

carrot-cake

(noun)
1.A cake made with walnuts and carrot gratings. Usually made by your mum or grandma.
2.The term used to decribe a cake face who has used too much fake tan.

1.OMG mum made the best carrot-cake the other day!
2.Oh greaaat, Carrot-Cake and that un-evolved ape over there are playing tonsil hockey again...

by Noor , xx March 16, 2008

Carrot Scraper

A Carrot Scraper is a girl who doesn't open her mouth wide enough during fellatio, and in turn her teeth end up scraping your dick in the process.

My dick is raw after that last blow job. She was a fuckin' carrot scraper

by Punani-Patrol January 17, 2010

Crack The Carrot

To masturbate while watching porn and eating Cheetos!

Man, Last night I had blue ball from my girlfriend so I had to go home and crack the carrot.

by sirly1 April 3, 2008

carrot topped

to get fucked in the ass by a red headed male

I wouldn't mind it if i got carrot topped by that hottie David Caruso!

by Jay Mc January 15, 2008