Carbon Fiber

Something that should not be used in a tube shaped submersible meant for dives to the Titanic

“Shit! We shouldn’t have used carbon fiber on this Oceangate fucking tras-“
(Implosion)

by EA SPORTS ITS IN DA GAME February 16, 2024

Waste of carbon

Someone who's life serves no purpose

Blake just takes up space and doesn't do anything he's such a waste of carbon!

by English As A First Language August 2, 2022

Carbonated Starfish Slurpee Fountain

When you stretch your asshole and shove it full of mentos, then pour in diet coke and stand with your ass in the air screaming I'm a fountain.

My friend decided to do an art exhibition and performed the Carbonated Starfish Slurpee Fountain.

by dabatrin June 23, 2022

Carboning

When a senior chronically dates girls of a lower age bracket or transgender people of a significantly higher age bracket.

Mooseknuckle had a chronic addiction to carboning freshmen and sophomores.

by Jamesk4 February 9, 2026

Carbon Region

A concept that flips the idea of a personal "carbon footprint" on its head by analyzing the systemic, macro-level structures that determine an individual's environmental impact. If your carbon footprint is about your personal choices, the Carbon Region is about the neighborhood, city, or country you're born into—the pre-existing conditions you have no control over. It's the difference between choosing to bike to work (your footprint) and living in a city designed with bike lanes and dense housing versus a sprawling car-dependent suburb (your region). It argues that systemic change matters more than personal virtue.

"Karen keeps bragging about her reusable straws while flying private. Stop looking at her tiny carbon footprint and look at the Carbon Region she operates in—a world of private jets and superyachts that her 'choices' do nothing to change. The region is the problem, not the straw."

by Dumu The Void February 21, 2026