Did you see that guy stumbling around the store with those cactus flaps? He knocked half the aisle down and didn't even notice.
by Flappyflap October 3, 2020
Get the Cactus flapsmug. After sexual intercourse, the penis turns flaccid and is often coated in bodily fluids, looking like a soggy cactus.
by Ceita May 2, 2022
Get the Soggy Cactusmug. Someone who is annoying you or is being an idiot.
Originating from the LA punk scene in the late 70's.
Originating from the LA punk scene in the late 70's.
by HawkRing May 15, 2016
Get the Cactus Headmug. Someone who has intercourse with various people but can’t commit to a relationship for longer than a month.
by Clapping Machine February 3, 2018
Get the Horny Cactusmug. Forcing sexual intercourse on a porcupine.
"Dan got wrecked trying to pull the angry cactus, it looks like his dick was attacked by a sewing machine."
by Alternative Holes February 22, 2020
Get the The Angry Cactusmug. by Dicto long June 6, 2018
Get the Cactus farmermug. When a woman attaches barbed wire to her partner’s penis, and either takes it in the ass or in the vagina, and bounces like she’s at a nightclub.
by King James 1:13 July 21, 2020
Get the Arizona Cactusmug.