A well-worn, heavily marinated tampon, sporting the finest shades of red, brown, and “I-don’t-want-to-know.” Often disposed of in a way that makes unsuspecting victims question their life choices. Bonus points if it’s left in a bathroom trash can without being wrapped up like a decent human being.
Bro, I walked into the gas station bathroom and some psycho was writing on the wall with a coochie crayon. I’m calling the police.
by yung-megafone February 27, 2025
Get the coochie crayonmug. 
Derived from the kids art brand “crayola” that sells art supplies including crayons. A new way of saying, “I messed up a lot and I’ll never recover from this.” or “I made a small mistake that doesn’t really matter.”
Example 1
Guy 1- “Crapola Crayons!”
Guy 2- “Oh no, Guy 1, what happened!”
Guy 1- “I just colored outside of the lines in my coloring book!”
Guy 2- “Crapola Crayons!”
Example 2
“Crapola crayons! I just killed someone!”
Guy 1- “Crapola Crayons!”
Guy 2- “Oh no, Guy 1, what happened!”
Guy 1- “I just colored outside of the lines in my coloring book!”
Guy 2- “Crapola Crayons!”
Example 2
“Crapola crayons! I just killed someone!”
by TheUrbanDicOfficial June 22, 2021
Get the Crapola Crayonsmug. by deeznutsmixlucy October 31, 2023
Get the Penny Crayonmug. by Crayonboieater May 21, 2019
Get the Crayonmug. by t3chth1rt33n June 13, 2019
Get the Crayon in the back pocketmug. by aixani January 26, 2022
Get the crayon troopermug.