A seemingly endless dump which stops and starts repeatedly, usually during the wiping process. This leaves the user thinking there done... "But WAIT, there's MORE!".
by Bourko Slowski April 23, 2008
You should have seen the crap angel I left in the bowl this morning. She'll be steaming that off for a week.
by San Jefe September 06, 2011
by Big Ole Black Guy November 12, 2013
An item that appears on Woot.com that contains a random crappy item pulled from the deepest darkest hole in the storage barn
by 5uR1K3n May 22, 2006
A general insult in league with such words as mother fucker and asshat. Note that the use does not actually involve the eating of excrement, just as mother fucker usually is not used to connotate fornication with one's mother.
by InsipidClownfish May 15, 2006
When you take a shit and the turd stands up straight like a log, then you pretend you're a lumberjack and push it over.
Max: Hey I just took a lumberjack crap
Joe: Did you push it over like you're supposed to?
Max: Course I did
Joe: Did you push it over like you're supposed to?
Max: Course I did
by BigD ken February 03, 2015
Crapping the bed means to do so horribly bad on something such as a test. If you crapped the bed you didn't do good on a test
Aww man I crapped the bed on that math test
He sure crapped the bed on that test
So far im crapping the bed on this unit
He sure crapped the bed on that test
So far im crapping the bed on this unit
by crooxtor January 31, 2014