by xxxpage April 27, 2011
A female (preferably under 18, or a teen bride) who makes weird duck-face facial expressions in an attempt to look sexy.
by Ninjakillah February 22, 2012
slut. someone who sluts around and sleeps with everybody's boyfriends. she is a home wrecker who needs to be shot in the head. dont go near her or you will catch an std.
by sizzletits908 August 05, 2011
This man is as hot af, and has the best body in the world! Jai Courtney appears as eric from divergent and Kyle in Terminator Gynisis
by fiercelyem May 04, 2015
A term coined in Oregon by state troopers and keizer police, Courtney parking is parallel parking where you are at least a foot from the curb.
Guy1: why is that car parked in the middle of the road?
Guy2: its not, they are just Courtney parking.
Guy2: its not, they are just Courtney parking.
by adoce June 10, 2013
When you sneeze when coming up on an intersection while driving, run the red light, and hit another car.
by H-peezy January 18, 2012
getting tricked into believing your having an internet relationship w/ a made up cyber stripper and then trying to meet her at a fictious stripclub
courtney went to longmont with a bag of carls junior from aurora to give to his ficticious cyber girlfriend becky at her made up stripclub.When he did this he essentially invented the "pulling a courtney"
by bill squier July 26, 2007