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Hall of fame Cockblocker

When someone tries their best to stop her friend from getting piped
by Poop -_- February 1, 2019
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Cockblocking

Jonathan: “hey asshole, go cockblocking somewhere else, bitch!”
Generic asshole: “no. Also, fuck you, imma steal your girl.”
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cockblocker

Popped her cockblocker.
by Hymenite May 22, 2016
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Cockblock

I was about to bag this big girl named Gloria but John McDonough cockblocked me
by Buczek November 2, 2019
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Grandma Cockblock

1) When A Girl/Guy uses their grandmother to avoid any potential romantic advances

2)When a conversation between someone and a potential date is interupted by either of the people's grandmother
1::
Kenny: Dude i was gonna go talk to this hot girl but then she grabbed her grandmother

Orlando: Dude major grandma

2::
Mike: I was totally about to get laid but then my grandma pulled up and gave me clean underwear

Shanon: That's grandma cockblock if ii ever heard of it
by Shapreston July 22, 2010
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Anti-cockblocker

A wingman or woman that assist you with getting what you want with women or men.
I did not warn anyone of his type in order to keep them from getting scared off. The anti-cockblocker helps her friend get some.
by Rosalita Hanks April 3, 2019
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ultimate cockblocker

someone who hits on his friends girlfriends. spends too much time with other peoples girlfriends. kisses hugs and those generally inappropriate things with his friends girlfriends .
Paul: Stephen is the ultimate cockblocker

tom: so true
by orion_14754 June 2, 2010
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