CLUSTERFUCK

When you need to shit really badly

Guy 1: CLUSTERFUCK

Guy 2: get to the toilet quick!

by POLYHYPER IS THE BEST February 13, 2022

clusterfuck

something so messed up and unorganized

everyone slammed on the breaks and ran into each other it was a clusterfuck

by logan long July 16, 2019

Clusterfuck

Another word for a gangbang.

Oh, I'm so participating in that clusterfuck.

by Deltanomnom January 10, 2019

Clusterfuck

Traditionally/originally of military origin.

Today, however, "clusterfuck" is commonly used to descriptively generalize any situation with a large scale of disarray.

possibly synonyms: mess, disaster
1. "Don't go full retard with the teargas at 6-7pm on a Sunday. When Mr and Mrs Cheung would be watching their poor little, Hugo on the news. It was a total Clusterfuck"
2. "Well, that concert was a clusterfuck."
3. "Did you see the clusterfuck of a traffic jam on Main St.?"
4. "That house party turned into a giant clusterfuck once those cops showed up!"

"Don't go full retard with the teargas at 6-7pm on a Sunday. When Mr and Mrs Cheung would be watching their poor little, Hugo on the news. It was a total Clusterfuck"

by Anonymous.hk October 3, 2014

Clusterfuck

a synonym for the entire country of south sudan.

now that’s one clusterfuck of a nation

by Some black guy who likeshentai December 30, 2021

Clusterfuck Salad

This salad is actually quite delicious. It is filled with lots of nuts and is topped with a white, creamy dressing. Hence the 'fuck' in clusterfuck.

"I'm feeling pretty randy tonight, honey. I think I'll order the clusterfuck salad."

by Section A December 17, 2013

clusterfuck

when looked at closely all human beings are a fuckin' mess or a clusterfuck

my life's a goddamn clusterfuck bitch

by @direlegion March 1, 2022