by anonymous March 27, 2025

Friends "How Bout Them Bagels"
You "WTF does that mean"
Proceeded to have an hour long argument on the meaning
There is no meaning
You "WTF does that mean"
Proceeded to have an hour long argument on the meaning
There is no meaning
by Kdog September 26, 2024

To do horrible and I am absolutely horrible in a Super Smash Bros but the opponent on discord throws out an insult about your mother. Thus leading to you gaining plot armor and hitting the wildest combo finishing with a spike directly to the opponents face causing them to get sent into a spiral of losing by sheer intimidation alone. However, to do an "Im 'Bout to get Started" correctly one must say "Im 'Bout to get Started" out loud for God to hear and thus bless you with plot armor. For Newton's third law states that for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. So one must have their mother insulted for the "Im 'Bout to get Started" clause to kick in. It is like a complex math equation. Im 'Bout to get Started can also work in person in certain circumstances however the previous criteria of a mother insult plus saying out loud "Im 'Bout to get Started" must be met.
by golly_gee_awman_shucks_darn October 5, 2023

A long and rapid fire text exchange between two or more people, usually about nothing, using mobile devices. Text-a-bouts usually are social in nature and in the past may have been grounds for other forms of conversation such as a phone call. " I was about to call Jane but we got into this big text-a-bout and didn't have to."
Not to be confused with Text-battle which is more combative in nature, a text-a-bout is usually more casual and sometimes flirtatious in nature. Seldom spoken about but you know when it occurs, typically 20-30 texts at a time would comprise a text-a-bout.
Not to be confused with Text-battle which is more combative in nature, a text-a-bout is usually more casual and sometimes flirtatious in nature. Seldom spoken about but you know when it occurs, typically 20-30 texts at a time would comprise a text-a-bout.
by Ben Jud64 November 17, 2013

A phrase used to convey one’s aggressive desire for forced sexual intercourse; typically used by cowards lacking integrity or small boys who can’t fight by themselves.
Christian: I’m really ‘bout it!
Bass: What the fuck does that mean?
Christian: You got a purdy mouth boi.
Bass: What the fuck does that mean?
Christian: You got a purdy mouth boi.
by TheTinyDub_ July 20, 2017

Who's bout to get beat up for something someone else might have done ( usually in a crowd of innocent bystanders there's a fool who's bout to get these hands )
by Faithmoriahfaith September 13, 2018

This day is on June 13th this is where you can talk shit about anybody and they can't do shit because it's a holiday
Person 1-that's why you got a std hoe
Person 2- huh??
Person 1- Happy national talk shit bout anybody day
Person 2- huh??
Person 1- Happy national talk shit bout anybody day
by mwahahasecrets June 11, 2023
