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Bonk

Can be used in 5 different conjugations, and used to describe any stupid situation. Or used when no other word is available. Often used with the phrase, “bean dip”.
What bonkulous weather we’re having today.

I jus let a bonk crawl out of me.
by thesweggerman2.0 June 9, 2018
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Person 1:"just uhhh...... just bonk against me, it's a hug but painfull and without hands"
by zoocanada February 27, 2018
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Bonk

"Bonks" are powerful smacks of customer driven engagement and next-level interactivity experience. You might think of it like the moguls to make next direction turns on a ski slope or the bonk experience in the classic wac-o-mole game. "Bonks" are open interactive touchable layers through Mogul’s patented over the top platform technology. Shopping carts, product links, seek links, surveys, polling, mogul.live
The bonks on that influencer's Mogul video are freakin' awesome! I bet she made over a million dollars on just that sexy lip product, for real.
by akatheprofessor June 2, 2022
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Bonk disease

by Bruvuvu November 1, 2020
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Bonk

v., to contact someone. Like "hit me up" but shorter and better. Not sexual.
"That movie looks good, bonk me later if you feel like going."
by Meisterburgher October 16, 2021
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i bonked my head last night

woooaahhh, bonk
by bhaddiebonk October 1, 2020
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bonk cult

a cult that is composed of pretty segsy bezties who deserve the world
linda : HI bonk cult i just peed on my lightning mcqueen bed

rooster: so sexc
by smallyaly July 1, 2020
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