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Blunk

The act of having non-consensual intercourse with minors.
by Adolescent Gronk January 30, 2025
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blunker

a shooting star that ‘blunks’ meaning a shooting star that pulsates from light to dark while dancing across the night sky
IT’S A BLUNKER”
by blunky bob February 8, 2025
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blunk

a person or child who is ornery and sassy over minimal things
you’re a blunk!”
by c0wboyk1ll3r September 9, 2025
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Bunkanathan

Term used to define a student who ditches class for absolutely no reason whatsoever, but claims to "study".
You are a typical bunkanathan
by exotic pesto sandwhich October 2, 2025
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Bluekake

Definition (noun): An over-the-top, lopsided Democratic sweep — the kind of electoral blowout where Republicans get wiped across races, districts, and demographics. Bigger than a “blue wave”; closer to a cartoon flattening.

Definition (verb): to bluekake — to crush an opponent electorally with embarrassing ease.
Past tense: bluekaked. Gerund: bluekaking.
1. “Last night wasn’t a blue wave; it was a full-on bluekake.”
2. “Suburbs bluekaked the GOP up and down the ballot.”
3. “Pollsters called it a toss-up. Voters bluekaked that prediction.”
by Lucas Bennett November 5, 2025
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Star Blunkie

A Blunkie of the stars, from Bro-hio.

Originally meant to be fraternity pledge categories. Also another phrase describing small people or dwarves
Would you rather be a moon cricket, a star Blunkie or a sea brownie?
by Sandthrower January 28, 2018
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Snar Blunklin

Also known as the "Coffee Sinus Blumpkin," a Snar Blunklin involves drinking coffee with hot sauce on the rim of the mug, or in the coffee itself, while on the toilet, getting a blowjob. If timed right, you will be able to empty your balls, your colon, and your nose sinuses all at the same time. This is what many refer to as a perfect full body orgasm.
My friend and his wife waste all their money on sex toys and ecstacy pills, but they've never tried a good ol' Snar Blunklin in the morning. Your entire life will be changed for the better after trying it, trust me.
by JayFay22 April 11, 2021
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