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Bloody Bicycle

When you’re holding a cat and it uses its back legs to rapidly kick you, like it’s riding a bicycle, extracting blood.
I picked up my cat and she went full bloody bicycle
by Courtyface December 6, 2025
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Bicycle

The only transportation device for which it is desirable if the engine is blown
My bicycle just got a blown engine... do you get what I'm saying??
by Cervelo S5 Fanboy December 12, 2025
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Mr. Bicycle

The best man in the world according to me and my lawyer, Mr. Bicycle :3; a famous celebrity; and somehow has the patience of a plastic flower trying to wilt.
Me: just a normal lunch :3 (but the food is a-)
Friend: fr
*cheering and screaming*
Me: what's happening??!!
Kids: MR BICYCLE! MR BICYCLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SVBNKIUYTRESWDXCVBNJKOI*U&^Y%TR$EWSDXCFVGBHNJKI*U&^%$REW
Friend: oh don't tell me-
Me: it.. is..
Friend: Mr. Bicycle..
Me: he's here..
Friend: GIMME A FUCKING AUTOGRAPH-
by school_chromebook_user January 5, 2026
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Bicycle Go

Bicycle Go refers to an LSD dose, specifically 250ug of LSD (Lysergic Acid Diethylamide). The term is somewhat referring to Bicycle Day, where Albert Hofmann (the "founder" of LSD) ingested 250ug of LSD intentionally on April 19, 1943.
Guy 1: You got any bicycle go?
Guy 2: nah we ate all the blotters
by relevant500 January 31, 2025
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Bicycle bitch

A woman that's so skinny that she doesn't have an ass. Men say that when they hit it from behind, her ass feels like wood.
Afroman: "Why have a skinny bicycle bitch when I can ride a Cadillac?"
by Failurebitch February 21, 2025
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Bicycle

A bicycle is a commonly used word in which its definition is a monstrous, colossal tank, which acts like a bazooka according to scientists. It always creates violence using its 2 swords stuck in the back, and a very spiky, large tire at the bottom... But don't worry kids, it's not dangerous at all...
Kid: Mama, look, what is that?
31- year- old woman: RUN! IT'S A BICYCLE!
by anonymous July 22, 2023
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