Bicycle

The only transportation device for which it is desirable if the engine is blown

My bicycle just got a blown engine... do you get what I'm saying??

by Cervelo S5 Fanboy December 12, 2025

Mr. Bicycle

The best man in the world according to me and my lawyer, Mr. Bicycle :3; a famous celebrity; and somehow has the patience of a plastic flower trying to wilt.

Me: just a normal lunch :3 (but the food is a-)
Friend: fr
*cheering and screaming*
Me: what's happening??!!
Kids: MR BICYCLE! MR BICYCLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SVBNKIUYTRESWDXCVBNJKOI*U&^Y%TR$EWSDXCFVGBHNJKI*U&^%$REW
Friend: oh don't tell me-
Me: it.. is..
Friend: Mr. Bicycle..
Me: he's here..
Friend: GIMME A FUCKING AUTOGRAPH-

by school_chromebook_user January 5, 2026

Bicycle Go

Bicycle Go refers to an LSD dose, specifically 250ug of LSD (Lysergic Acid Diethylamide). The term is somewhat referring to Bicycle Day, where Albert Hofmann (the "founder" of LSD) ingested 250ug of LSD intentionally on April 19, 1943.

Guy 1: You got any bicycle go?
Guy 2: nah we ate all the blotters

by relevant500 January 31, 2025

Bicycle bitch

A woman that's so skinny that she doesn't have an ass. Men say that when they hit it from behind, her ass feels like wood.

Afroman: "Why have a skinny bicycle bitch when I can ride a Cadillac?"

by Failurebitch February 21, 2025

Trek Bicycle

a shitty organization headquarterd in nazi germany that specizes in Road bikes, MTB, hybrids, and mainly pedophillia services. Basically Trek "bicycle" cooperation actually specializes in child molesting services or sex traffiking. Trek is most well known for their Antonsen bikes and Crazen road bikes. Their bike models named after Gamer/streamer pedophiles. The founder of Trek, who is named Crazen GD was a pedophile himself. Their road bikes are horrible and are sold at inflated prices to further attract children to fuel their main sector - child molesting and rape services.

Tom Robinson: Yo what that bike you got why it coverd in nigga cum
GDR3alityy: Some bike I got at Trek, its called the Trek Antonsen SL5 Disc
Tom Robinson: Nigga that aint cool, Antonsen raped his lil sister.
GDR3alityy: I mean i donated 4 grand to pedophillia services
Tom Robinson: Fuck trek bicycle.

by Boo Radley Game April 17, 2023

mint bicycle

a really supper cool guy who likes pint vent and is an oynx squad sergeant 😯

BARC INITIATE///?!?!?! 😨😨😨

did you hear about mint bicycle, yeah i heard he fatally shot gard1bas the pedo yesterday

by mint bicycle fan #1 April 19, 2023

Bicycle

A bicycle is a commonly used word in which its definition is a monstrous, colossal tank, which acts like a bazooka according to scientists. It always creates violence using its 2 swords stuck in the back, and a very spiky, large tire at the bottom... But don't worry kids, it's not dangerous at all...

Kid: Mama, look, what is that?
31- year- old woman: RUN! IT'S A BICYCLE!

by anonymous July 22, 2023