Bakin your beans

Gay term used for homosexual sex

I was bakin your beans last night daddio.

by Jackellllluy December 5, 2019

Baking A Brownie

The process for a male defecating, using a syringe to suck up the feces, then injecting it into his urethra.

Bro 1: I saw Jeremiah baking a brownie last night.
Bro 2: An actual brownie or...
Bro 1:Nah bro. I might upload the video I took to r/cornedbeefaproved.

by Toughkneigh February 1, 2020

baking cookies

sly shorthand for masturbation

ben is "baking cookies" ;)

by joe69lolxd April 2, 2020

Baking Cakes

Exercise that builds the booty.

These heavy weighted squats got us baking cakes!

by HERMOSA54 May 19, 2020

Baking Cookies

A Navy term for any action related to "Command Involvement." Such activities usually result in the sailor spending 10% of their time doing their actual job, and 90% doing volunteer/extra activities to raise funds for more activities in an effort to get promoted (or just to avoid real work).

You got an early promotion on your eval? You must have been baking cookies.

by gegilso September 30, 2020

Baking an ass

Commonly used in reference to problems with technology, derived from phrases like “my wifi connection stinks”.

I can’t connect to the game right now, my computer is baking an ass.

by Moist Bones Damp Socks October 8, 2020

bakiza

A name for a crazy cat 🐱

My cat is such a bakiza!

by Idefk so don’t ask lmfao December 29, 2020