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Bruno

Bruno is a huge dick, non- gay because fuck the gays/faggots
by fuck u nigga im a king bitch October 31, 2023
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Bruno Earth

Mars' favorite singer. His songs include "The Tired Song", "I Think I Wanna Invade You", "UFOs in the Window" and his hits with anDEIMOS.paak. He has great songs that even the US President likes him. He is the Martian counterpart of Earth's favorite singer Bruno Mars.
Alien 1: Wanna hear real music?
Alien 2: Sure!
Alien 1: plays Bruno Earth
by LMgamer36 January 17, 2022
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Bruno Certificate

A fraudulent birth certificate for the sole purpose to be allowed to play youth sports at a much older age. This usually extends into high school, when a fat, overweight 22 year old plays against 17-18 year olds.
Parent 1 - “hey, that kid has a full beard and a neck tattoo!”
Parent 2 - “looks like he got a Bruno Certificate from that doctor who works out of the motor lodge.”
by Twiggish January 17, 2022
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talking about bruno

talking about bruno is a euphamism for being allowed to watch movies with cursing in them, obviously used by children a lot.
let's have a sleepover! my parents are fine with us talking about bruno.
by theDarkDefiner September 24, 2023
mugGet the talking about brunomug.
Phrase used by (certain relefriend) aka friend who is my relative because one time I said “is Bruno in the trunk?” Referring to Bruno madrigal and shrek dueling (yugioh) in the trunk.
What’s in the trunk?
Oh Bruno and shrek

What are they doing?
Dueling
In the trunk?
Yep.

So your telling me Bruno and shrek are dueling in the trunk?
YEAH!😃
by HelloHelloHelloidontpaytaxes😀 September 13, 2022
mugGet the Bruno and shrek are dueling in the trunkmug.

Bruno

A Mid player that is known for spamming unecessary crosses and complaining on the pitch and also a penalty merchant.
He's Bruno.
by Emmys June 24, 2022
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Bruno

“Bruno” is the process of being baked, roasted or even toasted. It’s meaning derived from my aunt’s pug. When moving across provinces, they left him in the back of their van in +30°C weather and he overheated and died.
“You said the restaurant’s super hot inside, right? So no wearing sweater type shit.”

“Yes, you will become bruno if you do.”
by aspaht August 5, 2022
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