bonk

its not that gas

i aint smokin no bonk

by April 22, 2022

BONK

To hit something, often on the head.

*BONK*
Owwwwwwwww

by March 12, 2022

Bonk

Hammer goes bonk on dog, funni

Dog: *bonk*
Humans: Haha dog dent in head

by poggerspepega September 01, 2020

bonk

when something gets hit

i bonked my head last night

woooaahhh, bonk

by bhaddiebonk October 01, 2020

Bonk

Wolf in Russian

Random Russian dude: *sees wolf*
Same Russian dude: “Bonk!!!”

by 🥔❤️🤣 October 13, 2019

Bonk

Bonk is a word often used by the Scout from Team Fortress 2. Bonk! Atomic Punch and Bonk! Crit-a-Cola are a type of energy drink that Scout is known to drink.

Heavy: Where is little man now?
Scout: Yo, what’s up?
Heavy: Huh-
Scout: BONK! *hits Heavy with bat*

by Nines_RK900 June 04, 2020

BONK

1. The act of hitting someone on the head

2. Something that is said before you go to Horny Jail

*Bonk!*

Go to horny jail.

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 01, 2022