phil anselmo

1. redneck

2. egoistic dick

3. sellout

4. moron

5. has-been

If he left a legendary band like Pantera for a second-rate grind band like Superjoint Ritual, next thing you know he'll leave metal all together become a country singer dueting with Faith Hill.

by Phil's a faggot June 14, 2004

aksels

a man who would usually end a relationship which he was not part of

man your girlfriend is flirting with that aksels over there

by rainbowcake6969 May 5, 2019

Axel

A guy with a small penis and is really gay

Axel has a very small penis

by Rhino boy November 26, 2019

Aksel

an extremely annoying guy who wont stopp singing in class, and cant go past a mirror without flexing. he bellives that he is the most beautiful person to exist, when he really looks like a bird.

Aksel-(flexes in the mirror)
everybody: "what the fuck are you doing"
aksel: "looking at my big muscles"
everybody: "what muscles"

by the_corroct_one March 5, 2020

ansell

noun: a person you enjoys being fingered in the anus; more specifically, receiving prostate massages. It is common knowledge that this can be achieved through the use of an electrical sex toy that vibrates, but an ansell prefers a human touch.

A person is not an ansell if they compromise to the external massage of the perineum.

verb: The action of performing a prostate massage or general finger up the bum

noun: The guy I got with last night was an ansell! I thought I was going to lose my fingers!

verb: Guy 1: I love getting anselled, it feels so...natural
Guy2: I've never had it done, is it really that good?
Guy 1: yeah! do you want me to ansell you to find out?
Guy 2: .....go on then, just a cheeky one. And then we can watch meatspin.

by reallywhatisapseudonym February 25, 2011

Anselbation

To talk about Ansel Adams like he is the only photographer in the world. To be a jackass and pretend you know everything

"Im going to shoot this photo just like Ansel Adams!"
"Oh will you just stop anselbating already!"

- "Joe went to half dome to shoot, confirming anselbation"

by Sofia B Dixon May 11, 2008

asella

that one lgbtq kid in your class/area who is pretty damn obnoxious. They are chill and cool friends.

plz read ma book on wattled called "Dear You" by truely_noted

Hi I'm Asella
plz help dats my name TvT

by Tired_in_space_uou March 5, 2018