Astro Docking

The process of shitting into a condom, freezing the condom, and once frozen inserting into one's penis. A solo version of docking.

Fuck, Steve's not here to dock my dick tonight. Guess I'm going to have to astro dock myself. Hope I don't get caught astro docking.

by The Red King April 23, 2008

astro#1111

A living legend, has the biggest dick
his music is very good. He has the biggest hatred towards discord user quinn#0002.

astro#1111 - I hope Quinn kills herself
quinn#0002 - 😔

by astro discord February 13, 2023

Astro

1. The art of ball licking, sucking up

2. Groupie, follower, also known as 'Cock rider'

Astro just can not seem to get his mouth off of Jonathan Wendle's "shock rifle"

by Anonymous March 21, 2003

Jeter's an astro

Thin Texas blondes who pursue rich classy black guys for the purposes of making a baby that will grow up to be the next star athlete or entertainer ala New York Yankee shortstop Derek Jeter.

A.K.A. Wall Street for white girls.

Amber is crazy. One minute she's saying the N-word, next thing you know, Jeter's an Astro.

by idiot buster April 20, 2005

astrogynism

(n., orig. astrogynecologism) The inclination towards inventing astrogynies (pl. of astrogyny).

"My banana-scissors can cut through uberpaper!"
"Stop this astrogynism."

by Bad Chicken October 13, 2007

Astrodot

An astronaut made up of dots..

After coloring the dots, I realized that it was an astrodot.

by Alberta Einsteiny October 18, 2009

Astrolo-Boner

When someone gets an erection from anything to do with Astrology.

1: "Hey bro is that the North Star?"

2: "YES!..Sorry I just came to the sight of it"

1: "Dude..you just got an Astrolo-Boner"

by AWildPikachu November 8, 2012