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incumbent advantage

A phenomena known to occur when one party of a relationship must choose between their current partner or an outsider for whom they also have feelings. Statistically the sitting partner takes the advantage by merit of a proven track record and the ease with which a standing relationship can be maintained.
After it came out that she was already involved, it became apparent that i was once again about to fall victim to the incumbent advantage.
by Harold the tax man September 27, 2010
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Rennie Advantage

The act of smoking marijuana roughly 1 -2 hours before a golf tee time. A reference to Incubus manager Steve Rennie who is an avid 2 handicap golfer.
Dude, for our trip to Bethpage, I'm totally gonna to utilize a Rennie Advantage.
by Gold Spoon March 28, 2011
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Craig Alan Dyer

A tall man who is extremely good looking. He tends to answer questions with the words "maybe" and "possibly". He is a big goof ball who knows how to be serious when it is necessary. He's the best guy a girl could ever ask for. He is intellegent and goal driven. He is cabable of anything. He is an absolutely amazing cuddler, dare i say the best? YES! He's the type of guy who you can't help but love. He's a beast wrestler, but he wouldn't hurt a fly in real life. He is strong. He knows how to romance a girl. He is the best thing that has ever happened to me and I pray to God that one day, I become his wife<3
"Hey who is that tall guy over there?"
"Oh him? He's my boyfriend."
"I wish he was mine, you're so lucky to have Craig Alan Dyer!"
by LadyMcLadyPants October 17, 2011
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gooey alan

1. The act of performing oral sex with a freshly toasted marshmallow held in one's mouth, providing the recipient with a unique sensory experience
When we were camping last week, Mere took Mike back to her tent and gave him a Gooey Alan while everyone was making s'mores. The guy spent three days in the burn center afterward, but he said it was totally worth it.
by meat nozzle September 11, 2016
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Royal Advantage

Conducting a 'knighting' ceremony with one's erect penis. Tapping it on the right and left shoulder of your subject will give them the Royal Advantage.
Alternatively, a woman can conduct this ceremony using a strap-on dildo.

Once the ceremony is complete, one has the Royal Advantage.
Olive: How'd last night go?
Dirk: I now have the Royal Advantage.
by How It Sir February 2, 2018
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Angela AlanizMarceca

some chick who only dates Hispanic dudes with big peni
person 1: i like this chick called Angela AlanizMarceca
Person 2: dang dude thats too bad youre not spanish
by xxx_gekyume420_xxx March 25, 2019
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Jeffrey Alan woods

Jeffrey alan woods or jeff the killer is real and you can't say otherwise
Jeffrey alan woods will murder me
by Joffre a lane forest July 20, 2020
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