back alley butt slut

a dirty slut who sneaks around in back alleys gettin her butt sex on

That back alley butt slut that me poke her in the brown out behind the liquor shop.

by hefa January 07, 2007

right up your alley

1) something you are proficient at and capable of doing
2) a social class that you don't belong to but whose members you associate with anyways, probably f-sag

in terms of both definitions 1 and 2, if you are in jail for issues of domestic violence and misogynistic assault, who says says something more serious, like rape and murder, can't be right up your alley as well?

by Sexydimma December 31, 2014

Alley Ice Cream

Go to Dairy Queen and invite alley.
then you will get to taste some of the best icecream ever,

heres what you do:
1 get your alley
2 get your favorite icecream
3 put your icream on alleys chest
4 take your mouth and lick it off
5 keep going and make alley happy

: THE BEST

C.H. had some amazing Alley Ice Cream in the parking lot at Dairy Queen

by sausage and eggs April 06, 2008

back alley bend-over

An outdoor quickie. Usually occurs behind bars between strangers.

Man, a hobo watched me give that slut a back alley bend-over!

by MandyC047 February 17, 2011

Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver

The act of eating while having sex. See Food Sex.

When your dinner table becomes both your mattress and buffet.

"This chick couldn't stop eating!" "We went back to her place after going to KFC, McDonalds and Burger King where she continued to stuff her fat face while I was fucking her."

"I hate it when chicks pull the Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver."

BRAD: I thought you said we could have sex?
UMA: But I'm hungry could you just go get me something to eat first?
BRAD: (Mumbles...) Fuck'n Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver!

by The Moody Poet January 24, 2007

Ten Pin Alley

a delightful sega game concerning bowling with the zany antics of the Animaniacs. It has really good graphics, 10 playable players (including the goodfeathers), and it makes fun of Pinky & tha Brain.

My Brother says we never rented Ten Pin Alley. I think he's lying to himself.

by T Dog Jenkins June 12, 2004

Back Alley Beat Off

The act of having sex doggystyle, putting your dick in her butt, then reaching around to put your hand in her pussy and begin to jerk yourself.

My girlfriend wants me to try the Back Alley Beat off tonight. Sounds tough but fun!

by Snipedog22 December 23, 2016