A school way out in the middle of nowhere full of stuck up rednecks who think they are all that and that their rich when really their not. Most people in Elon, NC go there even though its nowhere near Elon. The people that go there are mostly poor or middle class rednecks who live in Elon or way out in the country, but they think their the center of Alamance County. They look down on their rival Williams which is richer and better and has higher standards and call it ghetto because their jealous. Western fails at everything and they cant make up their minds what their mascot is. They have a middle and a high school and they both suck ass. Many girls that go look like Zach Galifinakis.
by Go Bulldogs April 27, 2011
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The place that everyone hates. A dinky little bitch hole island in California, which has next to nothing to do, unless you count going to the disgusting beach. Oh, and our flag has an anchor on it. Do you need more proof that this place janky?
1.I just went into the beach water and now I hella have herpes.
2.Add a y to Alameda, and you get.."A lame day."
2.Add a y to Alameda, and you get.."A lame day."
by Katie Lee May 17, 2006
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It's filled with the most boring group of people that exist while still being a terrible place. You have potheads that can't think about anything else, people struggling to live because of the expense, and people who try to hurt anyone they can.
Alameda high school is a cesspool of hate towards outsiders and will purge you through beating you up and raping you multiple times while the teachers turn a blind eye. They don't bother educating many of their students, simply giving them the answers to the tests and letting them skip to the next grade is how they do things. The teachers talk behind students backs about how annoying they are when they have special needs. The band program is such garbage that even a prodigy of a prestigious school couldn't prosper.
Everything is closed before 8:30pm because the people there don't feel like doing anything but smoke.
The food choices here are terrible. It tries so hard to be diverse only to accomplish the opposite. We have Chinese food, Thai food, and some pizza. That's it.
The grocery stores are known to be the worst grocery stores in North America. Safeway has two lines open ever, underpays, and understaffs.
You will be silenced if you ever say anything against the collective Alamedan will. Examples: beatings, rape, and fabrication of information.
The worst town in California.
It's filled with the most boring group of people that exist while still being a terrible place. You have potheads that can't think about anything else, people struggling to live because of the expense, and people who try to hurt anyone they can.
Alameda high school is a cesspool of hate towards outsiders and will purge you through beating you up and raping you multiple times while the teachers turn a blind eye. They don't bother educating many of their students, simply giving them the answers to the tests and letting them skip to the next grade is how they do things. The teachers talk behind students backs about how annoying they are when they have special needs. The band program is such garbage that even a prodigy of a prestigious school couldn't prosper.
Everything is closed before 8:30pm because the people there don't feel like doing anything but smoke.
The food choices here are terrible. It tries so hard to be diverse only to accomplish the opposite. We have Chinese food, Thai food, and some pizza. That's it.
The grocery stores are known to be the worst grocery stores in North America. Safeway has two lines open ever, underpays, and understaffs.
You will be silenced if you ever say anything against the collective Alamedan will. Examples: beatings, rape, and fabrication of information.
The worst town in California.
Moving to Alameda effectively ruined my life.
Alameda is where individuals go to die.
Alameda will stamp out any sense of joy the moment it is found
Alameda is where individuals go to die.
Alameda will stamp out any sense of joy the moment it is found
by sunfeatherx3 May 5, 2019
Get the Alameda mug.The stupidest place ever where people think they are cool because thye immitate people from Oakland and they wish they were them, but they are actually really bored so all they do is smoke and smell bad and hit on girls they'll never have. Of course, most of the girls are easy and practically all of the guys are stoners that think theyre ghetto. I dont know one decent person that lives in Alameda, and I live there...
Kid 1: Aww my god I went to Alameda last night
Kid 2: Naawww bblud, tight shit huh?
Kid 1: Hell yaaaa
Kid 2: Naawww bblud, tight shit huh?
Kid 1: Hell yaaaa
by Montoria June 11, 2006
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