Ahmed

A funny arab boy that Can jump very long and high, he Also has a monster cock.
Person 1:Im very hurt in My ass
Person 2: you probably fucked an Ahmed.
by GäcdaShunå December 11, 2016
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Ahmed is a Sand nigger that should go back to the sandbox
by _loq__ December 12, 2023
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Ahmed. The most amazingly perfect person you could ever meet. He is perfect in every way, and every person he meets adores him. He is loved by so many. An Ahmed always has beautiful eyes and isn't afraid to use them to his advantage.. If you know an Ahmed, look after him. He is the greatest treasure you could have.
Friend: Hey is that an Ahmed?
Other ; Yeah he's the most amazing person you can have.
by Yshshssg March 25, 2017
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Ahmed is a annoying person, he likes to send random things in WhatsApp groups during the morning and late night, he’s blonde and has colorful eyes, he has a bed next to his brother, and he is part of a Minecraft clan, he’s always caught dancing by his relatives, he gets sick from eating messsy foods and takes little bites, he lends a lot of money and he owns a large banana plush.
by Robotanb January 15, 2020
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a superior figure, a nigga with multiple talents.

- ahmed
i’m ahmed
by ahmed10 February 15, 2024
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He is the kind of guy who will never stick to one game. He will be playing Minecraft one day and borderlands the next.
"Ahmed was loving Minecraft a second ago but now he feels it to be a slur"
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Ahmeds are some of the nicest people you can meet. Full of enthusiasm, funny jokes, and the life of the party. They make any sad day into the best day of your life and when they are not there, you feel like there is a piece missing. I cannot imagine my life without an Ahmed in it.
"I am so sad; I should call Ahmed to meet up!"
by 6slut9 May 04, 2025
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