estate agent 

A highly stupid non-professional white collar worker with a complete absence of communication or organisational skills. Able to charge a fee for either doing f*ck all, delaying every transaction or movement involving property, or just generally being an annoying c*nt. Couldn't organise an explosion in a bomb factory.

"Quick, reload your high calibre rifle, there's another one of those estate agent c*nts trying to mug that blind, deaf and dumb pensioner"

estate agent by j_w_pepper October 3, 2005

ass agent 

A man who gets so much pussy that he should have an agency to organize them all.

That dude is such an ass agent it makes me ill.

ass agent by Johnny Tats December 1, 2007

Secret Agent

1. A sneaky person who works for some kind of organisation without others knowing.

2. A spliff made by emptying out a normal cigarette and replacing the filter with a roach, then mixing half the tobacco with some ganja and filling up the empty cigarette with the mix.

Useful for discreet smoking (except for the smell!!)

"you wanna smoke a joint man"

"Nah man, its a bit un-sly smoking one here"

"Don't worry, I made a secret agent"

Secret Agent by 4Days May 27, 2006

Real Estate Agent 

A woman who negotiates the "sale" of some "private property." In other words, a prostitute.

Hey, I was just looking for a "Real Estate Agent" in the phonebook.

Real Estate Agent by Wallydon January 6, 2010

cutting agent 

to make one chemical less dense, less strong

Levamisole has increasingly been used as a cutting agent in cocaine sold around the globe with the highest incidence being in the USA.

cutting agent by 4everloveandy April 21, 2017

Sperm agent

A fanny fuck who likes to compare different flavours of jizz

Male :Do you think Mack is I a cum agent

Other male: aye he guzzled my spaff after I chugged away in the toilet

Male1: what a sperm agent penis milk drinking nonce boy

Sperm agent by Celtic staff rape children January 10, 2020

the platium agent 

The Platium Agent is a fortnite clutch who also has a small popularity on Twitter and she loves a fortnite chapter 2 season 2 tier level 100 character named Midas, also tries to break to the 4th wall.

Aye yo, do you know The Platium Agent?
She's a clutch, a Midas simp, and a fine ass hispanic model

the platium agent by bigboysack October 7, 2020