Norwich Free Academy

the school full of crackheads and dumb asses always trying to fight each other. don’t be surprised if you walk into a bathroom that’s already hotboxed. in the slater bathrooms you can find couples fucking or vape pens being disposed. they hired campus safety guards to break up fights but they stand there and do the shuffle while the fight happens. cops swarm the campus while teachers don’t lock their classrooms in lockdown during shooting threats. you can find all the stuck up snobs gossiping between classes in front of the green tables. people don’t know how to solve their own problems and turn the drama into everyone else’s issue or resolve their issues through fights. ISS is filled with people on a daily basis and almost every person is expelled or suspended once a year.

Rick: hey bill wanna send our kids to Norwich Free Academy
Bill: no, they’re gonna turn into crackheads

by anonymous January 22, 2022

Scholars Academy

A slightly overrated school that uses hurricane sandy as an excuse to be better

At scholars academy, we survived hurricane sandy, so that must mean we are strong!!

by InstantPotatos March 8, 2016

amateur porn

porn that looks like you filmed yourself and your girlfriend fucking

"ah dude, i saw jasons' amateur porn, his girlfriend is so hot. i am glad i didnt see much of him though..."

by suckatwork November 13, 2007

Amateurity

A psychological condition widely contracted by new musicians on MySpace, with the "artist" believing that the adulation they receive on their page (from family, friends, and lonely people, and common for anyone who posts anything resembling noise on MySpace), having determined that they now have "arrived" or have "made-it."

Amateurity symptons include: (1) The artist referring to anyone who stumbles on their page as their "fan"; (2) The artist posting a blog that says "I'm sorry I haven't been able to get back to all of you as I've been so busy (selling out stadiums and signing autographs, no doubt); (3) The artist referring to their page, written boldly across the top, as "The Official" Brittany Fartkowski Page (Is this the real Brittany Fartkowski or a different one?).

by Enough Blubba August 10, 2009

acute kameltosis

A condition of chronic puffy labia fully up in them jeans. The full outline of a woman's lady parts stuffed deep in thier trousers. And or shorts. A bikini will work as well. What may not be included is a house dress or pajamas. If one is lucky enough to have a large puffy mound of dolphin beak, they mite benefit from acute kameltosis

Man, she must have acute kameltosis. That she must.

by Ivan barrister June 13, 2018

rosary academy

an all-girls school in california where everyone is either a bitch or a decent person. people are very judgy. the logic is that we are all defined by the people we sit with during lunch. lots of people leave for good reason but i guess its not the worst place in the world. maybe.

do you really go to rosary academy? damn that sucks

by thatonerosarygirl10 November 21, 2018

Slut Training Academy

Slut Training Academy is also known as St. Thomas Aquinas High School, STA for short. Many people don’t think they will fall into the trap, but attending STA is guaranteed to turn you into a slut. St. Thomas is a predominantly white school full of fake blonde bitches. There is no doubt that St. Thomas is a major party school that throws absolutely ragers. But parties full of sloppy drunk teenagers is a whore activity waiting to happen.

“What school do you go to?”
“Slut Training Academy”
“Oh, so that’s why you’re a whore!”

by superswagmaster69 January 25, 2022